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Theory of Being
by John Skywalker
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Picture me in heaven, and I show up
I'm a Black sun, watch me glow up
Mind of a child, so I never age
In God's imagination
I'm forever saved
And I didn't have to be Christian
I'm a melanated copy of His image
My existence is a photographic memory
In the cosmic mind
Which is God designed
Time, nonlinear, spherical
What goes around comes around like the zero, so
Anything meant to be has always been
Deja vu is you awakening again
From the dream you dreamt before
My descendants will become my ancestors
In their rarest form
Do you see the deep connection
I'm Black history simply by being present
My present being is a presence
I do and say nothing, and you still feel my essence
Blessing the moment, occurring in an instant
The ignorant with the low vibes can't comprehend it
So they scoff and berate and they hate
By the way that they talk
I can tell they were taught by the fake
In a school of fools, it's stupendous
How my intelligence is always got me suspended
In the air, that's a quantum leap
The space you call up, I'm beyond
It's reach
Treating each moment like a Pokemon
And my brain is a Pokeball
I lust after destiny like lemme get a Peek atchu
Fantasizing about what we can do
When I think of sex, I think creation
Masculine and feminine infinite combinations
I was born real
Taught to be great
They were born real
Taught to be fake
I was taught to be great, they were taught to be fake
I was taught by the great, they were by the fake
If you make fun of the truth, and call it ugly
Stand in front of a mirror before you judge me
Death is just a setup for
Life's continuation
My Maker made me so that
I could remake Him
Call it blasphemy
Call it contradiction
But when you think of sex, you think eroticism
You think pornography, seduction, copulation
Orgasm, arousal, fetish, and masturbation
I'm just saying, sex is more than physical sensations
And procreation
More than mental stimulation that's In relation
To fornication
I put the Law of Attraction in operation
That's why opposite attract, so
I'm penetrating the situation
It's spiritual pollination
When I spread love and I free these seeds
Cumming fourth/forth like before
Was me, me, me
Gotta be awake to know the difference
Between self love and selfishness
I was born real
Taught to be great
They were born real
Taught to be fake
I was taught to be great, they were taught to be fake
I was taught by the great, they were by the fake
If you make fun of the truth, and call it ugly
Stand in front of a mirror before you judge me
My art of living is the Kamasutra
In the womb of time, may my karma seduce the
Future, causing effects
Affecting the cause of events, as I Remain calm and collect
Whatever my karma begets
It's easy to express how I'm hard to Impress
If it don't impress me
I won't express it
But I'm so expressive
I become impressive
My life is a postulation of what
God would be
If I was He
My wife is what God would be
If God was She
This isn't odd to me
Our union proves no one loves
God better than God, honestly
You gotta love yourself before you love me
Your loyalty ain't shit if you don't trust me
If you make fun of the truth, and call it ugly
Stand in front of a mirror
I was born real
Taught to be great
They were born real
Taught to be fake
I was taught to be great
They were taught to be fake
Picture me in heaven, and I show up
I'm a Black sun, watch me glow up
Mind of a child, so I never age
In God's imagination
I'm forever saved
And I didn't have to be Christian
I'm a melanated copy of His image
My existence is a photographic memory
In the cosmic mind
Which is God designed
Time, nonlinear, spherical
What goes around comes around like the zero, so
Anything meant to be has always been
Deja vu is you awakening again
From the dream you dreamt before
My descendants will become my ancestors
In their rarest form
Do you see the deep connection
I'm Black history simply by being present
My present being is a presence
I do and say nothing, and you still feel my essence
Blessing the moment, occurring in an instant
The ignorant with the low vibes can't comprehend it
So they scoff and berate and they hate
By the way that they talk
I can tell they were taught by the fake
In a school of fools, it's stupendous
How my intelligence is always got me suspended
In the air, that's a quantum leap
The space you call up, I'm beyond
It's reach
Treating each moment like a Pokemon
And my brain is a Pokeball
I lust after destiny like lemme get a Peek atchu
Fantasizing about what we can do
When I think of sex, I think creation
Masculine and feminine infinite combinations
I was born real
Taught to be great
They were born real
Taught to be fake
I was taught to be great, they were taught to be fake
I was taught by the great, they were by the fake
If you make fun of the truth, and call it ugly
Stand in front of a mirror before you judge me
Death is just a setup for
Life's continuation
My Maker made me so that
I could remake Him
Call it blasphemy
Call it contradiction
But when you think of sex, you think eroticism
You think pornography, seduction, copulation
Orgasm, arousal, fetish, and masturbation
I'm just saying, sex is more than physical sensations
And procreation
More than mental stimulation that's In relation
To fornication
I put the Law of Attraction in operation
That's why opposite attract, so
I'm penetrating the situation
It's spiritual pollination
When I spread love and I free these seeds
Cumming fourth/forth like before
Was me, me, me
Gotta be awake to know the difference
Between self love and selfishness
I was born real
Taught to be great
They were born real
Taught to be fake
I was taught to be great, they were taught to be fake
I was taught by the great, they were by the fake
If you make fun of the truth, and call it ugly
Stand in front of a mirror before you judge me
My art of living is the Kamasutra
In the womb of time, may my karma seduce the
Future, causing effects
Affecting the cause of events, as I Remain calm and collect
Whatever my karma begets
It's easy to express how I'm hard to Impress
If it don't impress me
I won't express it
But I'm so expressive
I become impressive
My life is a postulation of what
God would be
If I was He
My wife is what God would be
If God was She
This isn't odd to me
Our union proves no one loves
God better than God, honestly
You gotta love yourself before you love me
Your loyalty ain't shit if you don't trust me
If you make fun of the truth, and call it ugly
Stand in front of a mirror
I was born real
Taught to be great
They were born real
Taught to be fake
I was taught to be great
They were taught to be fake