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Lockheed Martin OnlyFans
by Jesse Jett
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I guess I was born with
The curse of foresight
I knew Joe was only gonna represent the war side
That said, I just came to fight
You can keep the 'Or Flight'
Save the surprise and the gasp
When the shadow the fascists have cast is on your doorstep
In the glow of your porch light
Save the surprise when the grid goes down
And we go underground to lick wounds in the gloom of a torch light
While up in the sky, a blimp glides by with a sign
Like 'New Years 2022 brought to you jointly by Pfizer and Coors Light'
While the centrists all watch from a comfortable court side
Right in the thick of the action, behind a partition
We're in a morbid position
A plague of evictions
Born a comorbid condition
Of the cancer of wealth
I fantasize that I cancel myself
Hands on your heads, throw your best laid plans in the well
There are no more answers, questions go back on the shelf
All Joe's Donors, a quick show of hands,
How many of you sub to the Lockheed Martin only fans?
How many are loyalist patrons
For the Raytheon Patreon
Occupy Iraq and send a million off into the great beyond
Coup yourself with the safety on
True to yourself in as much as you dutifully spew out a mucus of QAnon
You can't convince me the capital wasn't surrendered
With every intention of digging us
Deeper down into the treacherous webbing of censorship
Ebbing your speech and dissension so you can't hold Biden accountable
Not in his mentions, and not in the streets
Know to the end
That Joe will defend the elite
Joe won't embarrass McConnell
But Joe's not embarrassed if all of your children are hungry and weak
Too hungry to speak
Too hungry to stand, so they lie at his feet
Joe is fresh out of empathy, fresh out of policy
But he'd love to know, what was your favorite ice cream flavor to eat
Back when you used to eat?
I guess the road isn't rocky for people who thought we were free
They'll believe what they read, and Joe's here to lull them to sleep
Counting us down by the dozens, the culling of gullible sheep
Led to the slaughter by media tyrants and government thieves
These are the leeches who stubbornly suck when there's nothing to bleed
These are the tumors that force us to crawl on our knees
This is the home of the brave
This is the land of the free
One was Foreclosed in '08
One was Condemned in 2016
I guess I was born with
The curse of foresight
I knew Joe was only gonna represent the war side
That said, I just came to fight
You can keep the 'Or Flight'
Save the surprise and the gasp
When the shadow the fascists have cast is on your doorstep
In the glow of your porch light
Save the surprise when the grid goes down
And we go underground to lick wounds in the gloom of a torch light
While up in the sky, a blimp glides by with a sign
Like 'New Years 2022 brought to you jointly by Pfizer and Coors Light'
While the centrists all watch from a comfortable court side
Right in the thick of the action, behind a partition
We're in a morbid position
A plague of evictions
Born a comorbid condition
Of the cancer of wealth
I fantasize that I cancel myself
Hands on your heads, throw your best laid plans in the well
There are no more answers, questions go back on the shelf
All Joe's Donors, a quick show of hands,
How many of you sub to the Lockheed Martin only fans?
How many are loyalist patrons
For the Raytheon Patreon
Occupy Iraq and send a million off into the great beyond
Coup yourself with the safety on
True to yourself in as much as you dutifully spew out a mucus of QAnon
You can't convince me the capital wasn't surrendered
With every intention of digging us
Deeper down into the treacherous webbing of censorship
Ebbing your speech and dissension so you can't hold Biden accountable
Not in his mentions, and not in the streets
Know to the end
That Joe will defend the elite
Joe won't embarrass McConnell
But Joe's not embarrassed if all of your children are hungry and weak
Too hungry to speak
Too hungry to stand, so they lie at his feet
Joe is fresh out of empathy, fresh out of policy
But he'd love to know, what was your favorite ice cream flavor to eat
Back when you used to eat?
I guess the road isn't rocky for people who thought we were free
They'll believe what they read, and Joe's here to lull them to sleep
Counting us down by the dozens, the culling of gullible sheep
Led to the slaughter by media tyrants and government thieves
These are the leeches who stubbornly suck when there's nothing to bleed
These are the tumors that force us to crawl on our knees
This is the home of the brave
This is the land of the free
One was Foreclosed in '08
One was Condemned in 2016
