Fjord Vs Nott (Ultimate Rap Battle)

You're outta your depth, l'il Missie Oh, this fucking guy. The Patron of patronising WELL, NEIN HELLS Saloon doors see-saw like Thaumaturgy Lawful Good has bad blood with Chaotic Ugly I'm the mighty fine Mighty Nein mouthpiece Pannin' bars of gold I speak to keep the peace Got a Goblin bounty, I'll clean up purty Can't Control Water Closet, caught her ridin' dirty Talkin' shit with your dump stat? Now I'm Nott hating What's lower? Your Charisma or your Challenge Rating So, DANCE like Otto, better shindig fast DRAW my Hex-Shooter, have an Eldritch Blast Threads from Agathys, too cool to diss MC Hammered ain't worthy... can't touch this You drink and Dungeon Dive, green's yellow as hell No XP if you hide, so you kill brain cells Spin your chamber and we'll go full throttle But y'all play alone when you spin that bottle Hey 'Gentleman'... (UGH) Ladies go before Are moist men with no morals too weak to hold a door BALL-EATER ON THE BROADSIDE! Light the fuse Can't be friendly fire... I don't like you! You Insufferable Vagrant, I doll up to live You've got more faces than Pumat, that's what you're going with Powder monkey's packing, overload this Glass Cannon He'll Blink out of existence like with Jester and the Dragon Mooning while I water-walk, Release my Crack-en A strike from the rear? That's Sneak Attacking Your raps are Spectres, dead on creation I'm stealing this show and your recommendation Your Sword can't Fathom why you're so brain dead Roleplaying what it's like to have a voice in your head Stand up! Stampede! Cowboy's lost the lead Just took you for a ride like a Summoned Steed This Ancients Mariner flows oceans With the rhymes that he weaves We both drowned, you learned to fear But I learned how to breathe There's one thing about this power, Fjord That you don't understand Here's a DC you can't save No one likes fucking Aquaman Voice changed? Wet dreams? Fjord, humour me You're not special, that's puberty Quit yer caterwaulin', you cat-eating Catoblepas You cry yourself to sleep, are you wet dream jealous Bite me, Tusk Love! Your Bladegarden has flowered Is Allura home in that Ivory Tower You dual-wield mouths, quite the Fighting Style It's like you deepthroated the Wand of Smiles Nott the best detective, you are the biggest dick You're so unstable you make me seasick Was lyin' to your kid worth bein' forgot Was your soul only worth two spell slots (Oo) You're an Alchemist cookin' up a brawl Goblin Ramsey with Fury of the Small Vorelocks eat for two, you won't suffice You brew trouble, do you even Spice Your mama went Rogue? What are the odds Dropped her Fjord Focus, took an Uncanny Dodge Now you've got your own ship! I guess it must be fate It takes an orphan to Captain the Mistake Hypocritical Hit! (YUP) You're doin' Luc dirty Your boy got replaced by a German in his thirties (GUTEN TAG) You're a Hex on the Strength of your marriage Their Carry Capacity can't handle your baggage Heave Ho! Avantika left you a wreck Did she Finger of Death your poop deck Fjorgot Relentless Endurance, we salute wistfully The shortest-lived SPURT... in campaign history Hey Veth's inner Demon, let's make a pact Grant me powers of Booze-Breathin' and losing at raps No Reintarnation! Soul of Holding is sin-full Led such a bad life, have to come back as Sprinkle (LEARN) Your reflection's your Favoured Enemy (GROW) More disturbin' than my deep-sea entity (PROVOKE) To meet your eye, I'll numb my Fear (CONSUME) An Endless Flask of your tears You're useless, Fjord, you can't raise Hell Gotta Buff your buffness just to hold this L Addict's overboard, drunk on power he stole Warlocks see Divine Gate, make a gloryhole You Haste the end-times, not for evil or plunder 'Coz without them you're as boring as a sea cucumber From urchin to urchin, your bottom-feeding's over This Wildmother just spanked Uk'otoa UK'OTOA! Uk'otoa! Uk'otoa. Uk'otoa... Uuuk'otoaa