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Swags of Sass
by George Huitker
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I know that at my age giving in to rage
Is not befitting one who should act like some cosmic sage
And I know it, I show it, try really hard to blow it off
Like something that can't touch me - hey I've got a truck I'll tow it
Working so damn hard to be kind and true and a little less blue
Has got me going out of my mind
Taking off the gloves when it comes to love that's the thing to do
It's no longer a matter of time
What light from yonder window breaks?
I'm this side of crass, just a pain in the ass
Yet I've never ever shown to have great balls of brass
As I'm sinking fast rarely exhibit class
But I'm kept afloat just flinging all my swags of sass
And the voice is shot and I'm really not hot
What you hear is me - this is all that I've got
I once had the lot rising out of the cot
What you see is me
This is all that I have got
All that I have got
All that I've got simply speaking
All that I am not
The joy of talking smack always seems to hit back
And ensuing guilt it blunts the joy of all I attack
And then I hide it, I smite it, try really hard to write it off
As lost as poor old Bulgakov - I've got a plane I'll glide it
Working so damn hard to be kind and true and walk in their shoes
Has got me going out of my mind
Setting free the dove when it comes to love paying off the dues
It's no longer a matter of time
What light from yonder window breaks?
I'm this side of crass, just a pain in the ass
Yet I've never ever shown to have great balls of brass
As I'm sinking fast rarely exhibit class
But I'm kept afloat just flinging all my swags of sass
And the voice is shot and I'm really not hot
What you hear is me - this is all that I've got
I once had the lot now it's gone to pot
What you see is me
This is all that I have got
All that I have got
Simply speaking start believing
All that I am not
I know that at my age giving in to rage
Is not befitting one who should act like some cosmic sage
The joy of talking smack always seems to hit back
And ensuing guilt it blunts the joy of all I attack
I'm this side of crass, just a pain in the ass
And I've never ever shown to have great balls of brass
And I'm sinking fast rarely exhibit class
But I'm kept afloat just flinging all my swags of sass
Yes I'm kept afloat just flinging all my swags of -
I know that at my age giving in to rage
Is not befitting one who should act like some cosmic sage
And I know it, I show it, try really hard to blow it off
Like something that can't touch me - hey I've got a truck I'll tow it
Working so damn hard to be kind and true and a little less blue
Has got me going out of my mind
Taking off the gloves when it comes to love that's the thing to do
It's no longer a matter of time
What light from yonder window breaks?
I'm this side of crass, just a pain in the ass
Yet I've never ever shown to have great balls of brass
As I'm sinking fast rarely exhibit class
But I'm kept afloat just flinging all my swags of sass
And the voice is shot and I'm really not hot
What you hear is me - this is all that I've got
I once had the lot rising out of the cot
What you see is me
This is all that I have got
All that I have got
All that I've got simply speaking
All that I am not
The joy of talking smack always seems to hit back
And ensuing guilt it blunts the joy of all I attack
And then I hide it, I smite it, try really hard to write it off
As lost as poor old Bulgakov - I've got a plane I'll glide it
Working so damn hard to be kind and true and walk in their shoes
Has got me going out of my mind
Setting free the dove when it comes to love paying off the dues
It's no longer a matter of time
What light from yonder window breaks?
I'm this side of crass, just a pain in the ass
Yet I've never ever shown to have great balls of brass
As I'm sinking fast rarely exhibit class
But I'm kept afloat just flinging all my swags of sass
And the voice is shot and I'm really not hot
What you hear is me - this is all that I've got
I once had the lot now it's gone to pot
What you see is me
This is all that I have got
All that I have got
Simply speaking start believing
All that I am not
I know that at my age giving in to rage
Is not befitting one who should act like some cosmic sage
The joy of talking smack always seems to hit back
And ensuing guilt it blunts the joy of all I attack
I'm this side of crass, just a pain in the ass
And I've never ever shown to have great balls of brass
And I'm sinking fast rarely exhibit class
But I'm kept afloat just flinging all my swags of sass
Yes I'm kept afloat just flinging all my swags of -
