Gadzooks the Primates are Loose

Four years only, we'll be lonely The last living link on a long food chain Goodbye shell life, goodbye sea life Take out insurance, create a disturbance Or we'll know the secrets of Venus Goodbye plant life, goodbye to life Gadzooks, the primates are loose Carrying on that tradition of special interest abuse And I say Gads, Gadzooks Gadzooks the primates are loose Now they're coming, boarding up our town Say something's buried, buried in the ground Say it can kill us if we stick around What kills me is how natural they make it sound Best be observant, read up on your detergent Or we'll never know how to Goodbye plant life, goodbye sea life Good day, cyclonite, Hello PCBs Good day chloroform, hello methylene Good day chloride, Hello benzene Gadzooks the primates are loose Carrying on that tradition of special interest abuse And I say Gads, Gadzooks Gadzooks the primates are loose And I say Gads, Gadzooks Gadzooks the primates are loose