Fortune Cookie

Take my chopsticks out, come lay in my hair I'm a badass bitch making love in my lair You're a smart ass man only give ideas I could build you up 'cause I love IKEA (Take me to IKEA) Let me grab my Filas I could lay you down like a brand new rug You love to shag you love some love Let me tie your hands while I make you, while I make you-some-ramen Send some noods your way Know you love that babe Let me fill your bowl, let me cleanse your soul Know you like to toke, come and get this O Let me soothe your throat, let me make you tea Know you love the green I've been in my bag letting off some steam like a Dragon feelin' so Ball Z Know-it-all like Master Roshi Curves like script got you acting boldy Called you Senpai like you told me, it feels better when you scold me Gotta cool off before you hold me We can play 2K, watch anime Know you love roleplay, you can be Sensei Only need a belt cause my pants won't stay My cookies worth a fortune (Worth a fortune) If money talks then my paper say a fortune (Say a fortune) I could make you feel important (Feel important) Master Chef when I'm recordin' Gourmet music call me Gordon Gourmet Kitty call me Forman Master bed Red hot like Foreman My cookies worth a fortune (Worth a fortune) If money talks then my paper say a fortune (Say a fortune) I could make you feel important (Feel important) Master Chef when I'm recordin' Gourmet music call me Gordon Gourmet Kitty call me Forman Master bed Red hot like Foreman You wanna flip the box like Rubik's and go panda like bamboo sticks I'll get 8 without a pool stick Bring the towels like my pool bitch Wearin' fishnets got you shootin' Like to link up 'cause I'm Cuban, hang me round your neck like Cubans You can wear me out You can wear me out, I'm a good look You can't put me down like a good book Keep you lickin' your fingers like a good cook My Reaper heat got your soul shook Their faces grim 'cause your pole hooked Pepper spray when I spit for the cold looks Got a lot of body like a textbook, leave the stick figures for the sketchbooks (Ow) My cookies worth a fortune (Worth a fortune) If money talks then my paper say a fortune (Say a fortune) I could make you feel important (Feel important) Master Chef when I'm recordin' Gourmet music call me Gordon Gourmet Kitty call me Forman Master bed Red hot like Foreman My cookies worth a fortune (Worth a fortune) If money talks then my paper say a fortune (Say a fortune) I could make you feel important (Feel important) Master Chef when I'm recordin' Gourmet music call me Gordon Gourmet Kitty call me Forman Master bed Red hot like Foreman (I'm a Goddess) Una Diosa, no toga but I'm wearin' bed sheets like their ropa Estoy realmente de moda Te haré golpear botas Talentosa, always in the right field like Sosa Roll a J, roll a Jota Milkweed to a mariposa, put the plant to my boca Hot body cold heart I'm good for your health like Vicks and sopa Body loca, hourglass no Coca-Cola Big cans no Arizona Nalgona, no help from the doctoras Manos llenas cuando me tocas Eyes full of art like we're at the MoMA Take your time like DaVinci when he painted Mona My cookie's-cookie's (Yah) Worth a fortune-fortune-fortune (Worth a fortune) My cookie's-cookie's-cookie's (I'm Gordon, I'm Gordon) Worth a fortune-fortune-fortune My cookie's-cookie's Worth a fortune-fortune-fortune (Call me Kitty-Forman) (Yah) Cut the beat I need some Ramen