Song parody of
Mr. Loon's Artifact Shop
by Tyler Kamen
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Verse 1
Walk around and take a look at things you've never seen
Waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Don't you already know that we've got machines
Here at Mr. Loon's Artifact Shop?
Chorus
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you don't
Think to color in between the lines.
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you need
My machinery.
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you collect
These birds and take up all your time.
Can't help it?
Can't help me out?
Verse 2
Goose opened up the gate and set the flock awry,
Cassowary ran into the night.
Wings aloft exploded in the shadows of the sky,
Got to find them by the daylight.
Chorus
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you don't
Think to color in between the lines.
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you need
My machinery.
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you collect
These birds and take up all your time.
Can't help it?
Can't help me out?
Bridge
Mr. Loon, we need your old machine,
Bring the circuit back to life.
Turn on the light,
There is a journey we must
Relive again.
We must be on our way.
Bring the circuit back to life.
Turn on the light,
And start your engines.
Chorus
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you don't
Think to color in between the lines.
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you need
My machinery.
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you collect
These birds and take up all your time.
Can't help it?
Can't help me out?
Verse 1
Walk around and take a look at things you've never seen
Waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Don't you already know that we've got machines
Here at Mr. Loon's Artifact Shop?
Chorus
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you don't
Think to color in between the lines.
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you need
My machinery.
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you collect
These birds and take up all your time.
Can't help it?
Can't help me out?
Verse 2
Goose opened up the gate and set the flock awry,
Cassowary ran into the night.
Wings aloft exploded in the shadows of the sky,
Got to find them by the daylight.
Chorus
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you don't
Think to color in between the lines.
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you need
My machinery.
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you collect
These birds and take up all your time.
Can't help it?
Can't help me out?
Bridge
Mr. Loon, we need your old machine,
Bring the circuit back to life.
Turn on the light,
There is a journey we must
Relive again.
We must be on our way.
Bring the circuit back to life.
Turn on the light,
And start your engines.
Chorus
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you don't
Think to color in between the lines.
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you need
My machinery.
Can't help it?
Can't help it?
I don't understand why you collect
These birds and take up all your time.
Can't help it?
Can't help me out?
