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Jessy
by TaeKasiD
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True as anyone on my dead fish trippy
Coppers on my arse, Cannington Tryna get me
Banging up subbies cause I'm so fuckin hard
Though I never learnt how to stick a needle in my arm
I'll fuckin throw down yeah bitch I'm mean
My mum shot me up when I was only 13
Section 2 Krew Cunt, creeping up on you
South side sisters leave you black and blue
You wanna scrap cunt? Nah you can't take it
Thanks your lucky stars I have my safety blanket
I'm going places, you'll see I'll make it
You'll all be sorry that I'm gonna woof woof
Oops, nah, not going to that place
Bring it up again I'll throw a tampon in your face
Yeah you heard right cunt, that's real prison shit
I'm a real prison queen I pretty much run that shit
Yeah I got a baby daddy, but, he don't know it
I'd tell ya who it is, but, I can't fuckin spell it
Kaiden Raiden Baiden they're all the same
I'm gonna be with Alice toking anyway
Busting out the biggest burgs a cunt has ever seen
Did I tell you mum shot me up when I was 13
Hanging out with the bikey cause they love me
Even had me on a leash while they took turns to fuck me
Don't fuck with jess cause Jessy is the sickest
I'll flog you with a crowbar when I find where the sink is
In the meantime have you met my friend Alice
I need to get my blanky back to my palace
Nah I didn't write that shit, writings far too hard for me
I can't spell and shit you see cause I've got ACDC
Did I tell you mum shot me up when I was 13
I did? Well fuck you cunt you don't know true loyalty
You didn't notice when I ran, you dog, so I came back
I'll try again so this time chase me to the train tracks
Or the driveway cause that still gets my point across
What the fuck you mean that Ruahs busy huh? The fuckin dogs
Locked up again brother boy, do ya feel me
I just got out yesterday and fuck I need a pippy
If you could shout me just a toke-cunt that would be sick
On my dead dad, I'll sort you out when I get Centrelink
Yeah I'd get a loan but got no fuckin ID
Got no fuckin idea nah but you nar mean
You just get this bag baby then I'll get the next
But if you ever ask me again I'll find some better friends
Pay more attention to me, selfish fuckin dog
Busy making all the money while I'm smoking all the rock
Yeah Ill help you make some money cause I'm a freako
What you mean you got none left? You can get fucked ho
And fuck that other cunt too, he can fucking have you
He's just fuckin scared of me but hey I would be too
He's why I lied about suicide, to keep him off my fuckin pipe
Fuck you guys I don't need ice but if I die you cunts are why
I'm going to my Nans cunt nah fuck all this shit
I don't have to take this from some loose anorexic
What's that? Dave's on his way is he
NAN just text me back saying nah bitch I'm fuckin busy
What a coincidence, I'm not so sleepy
How much did we get? Yeah pack mine in my pippy
Whys my bowl so fuckin small while yours so fuckin fat
You know cause of my condition I need way more that that
True as anyone on my dead fish trippy
Coppers on my arse, Cannington Tryna get me
Banging up subbies cause I'm so fuckin hard
Though I never learnt how to stick a needle in my arm
I'll fuckin throw down yeah bitch I'm mean
My mum shot me up when I was only 13
Section 2 Krew Cunt, creeping up on you
South side sisters leave you black and blue
You wanna scrap cunt? Nah you can't take it
Thanks your lucky stars I have my safety blanket
I'm going places, you'll see I'll make it
You'll all be sorry that I'm gonna woof woof
Oops, nah, not going to that place
Bring it up again I'll throw a tampon in your face
Yeah you heard right cunt, that's real prison shit
I'm a real prison queen I pretty much run that shit
Yeah I got a baby daddy, but, he don't know it
I'd tell ya who it is, but, I can't fuckin spell it
Kaiden Raiden Baiden they're all the same
I'm gonna be with Alice toking anyway
Busting out the biggest burgs a cunt has ever seen
Did I tell you mum shot me up when I was 13
Hanging out with the bikey cause they love me
Even had me on a leash while they took turns to fuck me
Don't fuck with jess cause Jessy is the sickest
I'll flog you with a crowbar when I find where the sink is
In the meantime have you met my friend Alice
I need to get my blanky back to my palace
Nah I didn't write that shit, writings far too hard for me
I can't spell and shit you see cause I've got ACDC
Did I tell you mum shot me up when I was 13
I did? Well fuck you cunt you don't know true loyalty
You didn't notice when I ran, you dog, so I came back
I'll try again so this time chase me to the train tracks
Or the driveway cause that still gets my point across
What the fuck you mean that Ruahs busy huh? The fuckin dogs
Locked up again brother boy, do ya feel me
I just got out yesterday and fuck I need a pippy
If you could shout me just a toke-cunt that would be sick
On my dead dad, I'll sort you out when I get Centrelink
Yeah I'd get a loan but got no fuckin ID
Got no fuckin idea nah but you nar mean
You just get this bag baby then I'll get the next
But if you ever ask me again I'll find some better friends
Pay more attention to me, selfish fuckin dog
Busy making all the money while I'm smoking all the rock
Yeah Ill help you make some money cause I'm a freako
What you mean you got none left? You can get fucked ho
And fuck that other cunt too, he can fucking have you
He's just fuckin scared of me but hey I would be too
He's why I lied about suicide, to keep him off my fuckin pipe
Fuck you guys I don't need ice but if I die you cunts are why
I'm going to my Nans cunt nah fuck all this shit
I don't have to take this from some loose anorexic
What's that? Dave's on his way is he
NAN just text me back saying nah bitch I'm fuckin busy
What a coincidence, I'm not so sleepy
How much did we get? Yeah pack mine in my pippy
Whys my bowl so fuckin small while yours so fuckin fat
You know cause of my condition I need way more that that