Song parody of
Cactus Moon (Girls don't Dance)
by Jay Cronin Kay
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Two girls came to visit me from school
Want a night spot where they can dance like fools
Learned to two-step, want to dance all night
Do I know a place where it will be alright?
There's a place I know
Where the rednecks go...
But girls don't dance with girls at the Cactus Moon
Girls don't dance with girls at the Cactus Moon
They may do that stuff in New York City
But if you don't want to wind up dead
It's best that you appreciate them cowboys are frozen in the head
Being stubborn they failed to follow my advice
Wearing shiny boot they headed out into the night
A half an hour later they were in the land that time forgot
When Waylon started waling they were getting up and feeling hot
Then the music fell
And the redneck yelled...
Girls don't dance with girls at the cactus moon
Girls don't dance with girls at the cactus moon
Your're not from here so you may not know
But here we got a plan
When there's a girl dancing
She best be dancing with a man
Aint a real man strong, secure and wise
Said the cowgirl looking in the cowboy's eyes
If John Wayne were here you know he'd make it safe
For women, such as us to boogie in this place
Then the cowboys cheered
The music reappeared
Now girls can dance with girls at the cactus moon
Girls can dance with girls at the cactus moon
With John Wayne watching over them
A safer place you could not find
Given a good reason anything can change with time
Given a good reason even cowboys can change with time.
Two girls came to visit me from school
Want a night spot where they can dance like fools
Learned to two-step, want to dance all night
Do I know a place where it will be alright?
There's a place I know
Where the rednecks go...
But girls don't dance with girls at the Cactus Moon
Girls don't dance with girls at the Cactus Moon
They may do that stuff in New York City
But if you don't want to wind up dead
It's best that you appreciate them cowboys are frozen in the head
Being stubborn they failed to follow my advice
Wearing shiny boot they headed out into the night
A half an hour later they were in the land that time forgot
When Waylon started waling they were getting up and feeling hot
Then the music fell
And the redneck yelled...
Girls don't dance with girls at the cactus moon
Girls don't dance with girls at the cactus moon
Your're not from here so you may not know
But here we got a plan
When there's a girl dancing
She best be dancing with a man
Aint a real man strong, secure and wise
Said the cowgirl looking in the cowboy's eyes
If John Wayne were here you know he'd make it safe
For women, such as us to boogie in this place
Then the cowboys cheered
The music reappeared
Now girls can dance with girls at the cactus moon
Girls can dance with girls at the cactus moon
With John Wayne watching over them
A safer place you could not find
Given a good reason anything can change with time
Given a good reason even cowboys can change with time.
