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5 I'm a Little Teapot
by Paper 8ag
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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, then I shout. Tip me over and pour me out
All they care about is status. They make the rules just to rape us
They are the real sadists. Ideal bullshit, they just entertain us
trying to hibernate like cicadas. Wait... something bad happens?
They gone on hiatus. Fake actors lying to betray us
That's what they gave us. Stop saying Please save us
Raise your fist before they fuck your anus
So Satan, why don't you make us famous. Or give us a doper cadence
Payments of entertainment made to raise the demons
We're building a beacon while deacons are dreaming
They're pouring their semen on a child's face every season
Life in jail can be a punishment for treason
We have a reason to be beaten. I'll be bleeding. But I finally get it
Their heads are made out of broccoli that lacks vitamin C
Zeaxanthin, sulforaphane, lutein. They don't have anything but human skin
I'm just a little teapot for your aching heart. So pour me out
I'll drop a story of down and out to live beyond doubt
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, then I shout. Tip me over and pour me out
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, then I shout. Tip me over and pour me out
People can not speak openly. If they do, they get beaten mentally
Physically, spiritually. This is actually happening around me
No place to run away. So we beg Please. when cops yell Freeze
And politicians tease innocent chicks from overseas
All I can say is don't react so violently
Non-violent resistance is music like All Eyes On Me
Everybody is trying to fly. they're blind to see what's nearby. Why?
You know what? Birds only see the surface from the sky. Not inside
And can go anywhere on the fly where it takes an ant a long time
I know I know that's the spirit to achieve our goal. The key is slow
Hope is a dangerous thing. Feel like a king. But you're just sinking
So I'll fight until the day, everybody can say Yay!
"How far the little candle throws his beams"
I'm a little teapot. You are a little teapot. I'm a little teapot. We are little teapots
A little teapot. Please shine on our world. I'm a little teapot for your aching heart
A little teapot. Please save our souls. You are a little teapot for this word called NO
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, then I shout. Tip me over and pour me out
All they care about is status. They make the rules just to rape us
They are the real sadists. Ideal bullshit, they just entertain us
trying to hibernate like cicadas. Wait... something bad happens?
They gone on hiatus. Fake actors lying to betray us
That's what they gave us. Stop saying Please save us
Raise your fist before they fuck your anus
So Satan, why don't you make us famous. Or give us a doper cadence
Payments of entertainment made to raise the demons
We're building a beacon while deacons are dreaming
They're pouring their semen on a child's face every season
Life in jail can be a punishment for treason
We have a reason to be beaten. I'll be bleeding. But I finally get it
Their heads are made out of broccoli that lacks vitamin C
Zeaxanthin, sulforaphane, lutein. They don't have anything but human skin
I'm just a little teapot for your aching heart. So pour me out
I'll drop a story of down and out to live beyond doubt
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, then I shout. Tip me over and pour me out
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, then I shout. Tip me over and pour me out
People can not speak openly. If they do, they get beaten mentally
Physically, spiritually. This is actually happening around me
No place to run away. So we beg Please. when cops yell Freeze
And politicians tease innocent chicks from overseas
All I can say is don't react so violently
Non-violent resistance is music like All Eyes On Me
Everybody is trying to fly. they're blind to see what's nearby. Why?
You know what? Birds only see the surface from the sky. Not inside
And can go anywhere on the fly where it takes an ant a long time
I know I know that's the spirit to achieve our goal. The key is slow
Hope is a dangerous thing. Feel like a king. But you're just sinking
So I'll fight until the day, everybody can say Yay!
"How far the little candle throws his beams"
I'm a little teapot. You are a little teapot. I'm a little teapot. We are little teapots
A little teapot. Please shine on our world. I'm a little teapot for your aching heart
A little teapot. Please save our souls. You are a little teapot for this word called NO
