Song parody of
Short But Strong
by Ishu Baby
Here's where you get creative! Use our cool song parody creator to make a totally new musical idea and lyrics for the Short But Strong song by Ishu Baby.
Simply click on any word to get rhyming words suggestion to use instead of the original ones. You may also remove or alter entire lines if needed — when you're done save your work and share it with our community — have fun!
In 69, I was born (Nice)
It was my mother I adored
She punished me, made my butt sore
Which made me respect her more
I hated the French, they made me sick
They took my land, what a bunch of- (WHOA THERE)
I wanted to rise up the ranks
But lost my spot to the noble cranks
Revolution was my dream
Won some battles, caused a scene
I'm not the same as I used to be
I'm a king, now I need my queen
Problem is, I have no game
Ladies don't wanna be in my lane
Luckily, I found Josephine
Although she wanted nothing to do with me
Afterward, sucked to be me
We were at war, I had to leave
Europe hated my country
And now we had to fight and be mean
War of the First Coalition began
The whole country knew how great I am
I had the respect of everyone
Everyone knows what I've become
When I home to my surprise
I found her with another guy
Nothing explained my despise
I thought she loved me, I wasn't right
Then I met a wealthy dude
He helped me in staging a coup
Then we formed the consulate
And I became the big dictate
Europe hated us for real
'Cause we were spreading new ideals
Then marked the Second Coalition
And we won, yet again
Europe was at peace for once
But it wasn't good for everyone
So I made the Napoleonic Code
And made reform to give people some food
I made infrastructure change
Got rid of those scummy reigns
Took those women's rights away
Made people learn from the first day
Brought back the Catholic church
Made sure the Jewish didn't leave in a hearse
And I became Emperor
Now I was the supreme governor
I sold some land to the USA
And once again got Europe's hate
But then the British took the waves
And France might meet its final fate
Then came Coalition 4
Prussia really wanted war
But then I liked the Russian dude
He was so cool and was so cute
But I had to deal with the Brits
They controlled trade with their navy ships
So then I blocked off all their trade
They blew up Denmark anyways
Then I went to control Spain
But it was just a real pain
They came in with forks and canes
And beat us up, the whole brigade
Then came Coalition 5
British under Austrian disguise
We pushed them back within a year
And made them cry those ugly tears
I got rid of that old hare
Couldn't give me a male heir
Found an Austrian with better hair
And had a little boy to take care
But then my true love betrayed me
Sided with the other team
Russia traded with the Brits
So now I had to invade it
Lost so many soldiers there
Battle was not very fair
Took over Moscow anyways
And Russia just wanted to wait
Wait!
It got really cold
I guess you could say that the plan was real bold
Got back as soon as we could
Outcome not looking so good
Russia had just left us shook
We were barely off the hook
Coalition 6 began
We had lost many a man
Austria went to the Brits
Our truce didn't work in the end
Paris fell to the traitors
They came in like big gators
Made me abdicate the throne
Sent me to an island alone
Then I returned back to France
The new king just took off and ran
Coalition 7 began
And they were coming for my (Butt)
I lost to those damn Brits
Went for me I took some hits
Sent me to St. Helena
And now I was a depressed bum
In 69, I was born (Nice)
It was my mother I adored
She punished me, made my butt sore
Which made me respect her more
I hated the French, they made me sick
They took my land, what a bunch of- (WHOA THERE)
I wanted to rise up the ranks
But lost my spot to the noble cranks
Revolution was my dream
Won some battles, caused a scene
I'm not the same as I used to be
I'm a king, now I need my queen
Problem is, I have no game
Ladies don't wanna be in my lane
Luckily, I found Josephine
Although she wanted nothing to do with me
Afterward, sucked to be me
We were at war, I had to leave
Europe hated my country
And now we had to fight and be mean
War of the First Coalition began
The whole country knew how great I am
I had the respect of everyone
Everyone knows what I've become
When I home to my surprise
I found her with another guy
Nothing explained my despise
I thought she loved me, I wasn't right
Then I met a wealthy dude
He helped me in staging a coup
Then we formed the consulate
And I became the big dictate
Europe hated us for real
'Cause we were spreading new ideals
Then marked the Second Coalition
And we won, yet again
Europe was at peace for once
But it wasn't good for everyone
So I made the Napoleonic Code
And made reform to give people some food
I made infrastructure change
Got rid of those scummy reigns
Took those women's rights away
Made people learn from the first day
Brought back the Catholic church
Made sure the Jewish didn't leave in a hearse
And I became Emperor
Now I was the supreme governor
I sold some land to the USA
And once again got Europe's hate
But then the British took the waves
And France might meet its final fate
Then came Coalition 4
Prussia really wanted war
But then I liked the Russian dude
He was so cool and was so cute
But I had to deal with the Brits
They controlled trade with their navy ships
So then I blocked off all their trade
They blew up Denmark anyways
Then I went to control Spain
But it was just a real pain
They came in with forks and canes
And beat us up, the whole brigade
Then came Coalition 5
British under Austrian disguise
We pushed them back within a year
And made them cry those ugly tears
I got rid of that old hare
Couldn't give me a male heir
Found an Austrian with better hair
And had a little boy to take care
But then my true love betrayed me
Sided with the other team
Russia traded with the Brits
So now I had to invade it
Lost so many soldiers there
Battle was not very fair
Took over Moscow anyways
And Russia just wanted to wait
Wait!
It got really cold
I guess you could say that the plan was real bold
Got back as soon as we could
Outcome not looking so good
Russia had just left us shook
We were barely off the hook
Coalition 6 began
We had lost many a man
Austria went to the Brits
Our truce didn't work in the end
Paris fell to the traitors
They came in like big gators
Made me abdicate the throne
Sent me to an island alone
Then I returned back to France
The new king just took off and ran
Coalition 7 began
And they were coming for my (Butt)
I lost to those damn Brits
Went for me I took some hits
Sent me to St. Helena
And now I was a depressed bum