Song parody of
Confessions Of A Sex Tourist
by Crab Cakes
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Dream of, the ways of girls
Dream of, the ways of girls
We got doorway of girls
We got doorway of girls
We got doorway of girls
Who dream of diamonds and pearls
Stag dos, hen nights
Underneath the red lights
Forget Anne Frank
I'm in the market for a tit wank
Tulips and Museums
Are nothing but a metaphor
The late night prowl
Is what you keep coming back for
It's a sweet shop of candy
For all kinds of randy
Nothing you can't find
To satisfy your mind
Every colour you can think
To help you with your kink
All gender combinations
To ease those dark frustrations
Uniforms, toys
A mix of girls and boys
Strap ons and spanking
Good old fashioned wanking
We got doorway of girls
We got doorway of girls
We got doorway of girls
Who dream of diamonds and pearls
Rimming, fisting, domination
Female ejaculation
Bareback, enemas, facials
Moresome interracials
From dinner dates to humiliation
Double penetration
Adult baby and water sports
We take all sorts
Giving or receiving
Tying up and teasing
Swallow at discretion
So make a good impression
Prostate massage, pussy pumping
Voyeuristic fist humping
Snowballing, sub games, lactation
Mutual masturbation
If time alone gets tricky
15 minute quickie
Parties, gangbangs, dogging
Medieval flogging
Scat play and sploshing
Facilities for washing
Striptease and footworship
Role play, pregnant, tantric
From cockolding, prolapse and pony club
To hand job and a back rub
Machine sex and face sitting
Cross dressing, deep throat, swinging
Disable clients catered for
They'll help you through the front door
Bukake, filming, anal play
And then be on your way
We got doorway of girls
We got doorway of girls
Tidy bush, unshaven at a push
We got doorway of girls
Tidy bush, unshaven at a push
We got doorway of girls
Tidy bush, unshaven at a push
We got doorway of girls
Tidy bush, unshaven at a push
We got doorway of girls
Tidy bush, unshaven at a push
We got doorway of girls
Tidy bush, unshaven at a push
We got doorway of girls
Dream of, the ways of girls
Dream of, the ways of girls
We got doorway of girls
We got doorway of girls
We got doorway of girls
Who dream of diamonds and pearls
Stag dos, hen nights
Underneath the red lights
Forget Anne Frank
I'm in the market for a tit wank
Tulips and Museums
Are nothing but a metaphor
The late night prowl
Is what you keep coming back for
It's a sweet shop of candy
For all kinds of randy
Nothing you can't find
To satisfy your mind
Every colour you can think
To help you with your kink
All gender combinations
To ease those dark frustrations
Uniforms, toys
A mix of girls and boys
Strap ons and spanking
Good old fashioned wanking
We got doorway of girls
We got doorway of girls
We got doorway of girls
Who dream of diamonds and pearls
Rimming, fisting, domination
Female ejaculation
Bareback, enemas, facials
Moresome interracials
From dinner dates to humiliation
Double penetration
Adult baby and water sports
We take all sorts
Giving or receiving
Tying up and teasing
Swallow at discretion
So make a good impression
Prostate massage, pussy pumping
Voyeuristic fist humping
Snowballing, sub games, lactation
Mutual masturbation
If time alone gets tricky
15 minute quickie
Parties, gangbangs, dogging
Medieval flogging
Scat play and sploshing
Facilities for washing
Striptease and footworship
Role play, pregnant, tantric
From cockolding, prolapse and pony club
To hand job and a back rub
Machine sex and face sitting
Cross dressing, deep throat, swinging
Disable clients catered for
They'll help you through the front door
Bukake, filming, anal play
And then be on your way
We got doorway of girls
We got doorway of girls
Tidy bush, unshaven at a push
We got doorway of girls
Tidy bush, unshaven at a push
We got doorway of girls
Tidy bush, unshaven at a push
We got doorway of girls
Tidy bush, unshaven at a push
We got doorway of girls
Tidy bush, unshaven at a push
We got doorway of girls
Tidy bush, unshaven at a push
We got doorway of girls