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Confessions Of A Sex Tourist

by Crab Cakes

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Dream of, the ways of girls Dream of, the ways of girls We got doorway of girls We got doorway of girls We got doorway of girls Who dream of diamonds and pearls Stag dos, hen nights Underneath the red lights Forget Anne Frank I'm in the market for a tit wank Tulips and Museums Are nothing but a metaphor The late night prowl Is what you keep coming back for It's a sweet shop of candy For all kinds of randy Nothing you can't find To satisfy your mind Every colour you can think To help you with your kink All gender combinations To ease those dark frustrations Uniforms, toys A mix of girls and boys Strap ons and spanking Good old fashioned wanking We got doorway of girls We got doorway of girls We got doorway of girls Who dream of diamonds and pearls Rimming, fisting, domination Female ejaculation Bareback, enemas, facials Moresome interracials From dinner dates to humiliation Double penetration Adult baby and water sports We take all sorts Giving or receiving Tying up and teasing Swallow at discretion So make a good impression Prostate massage, pussy pumping Voyeuristic fist humping Snowballing, sub games, lactation Mutual masturbation If time alone gets tricky 15 minute quickie Parties, gangbangs, dogging Medieval flogging Scat play and sploshing Facilities for washing Striptease and footworship Role play, pregnant, tantric From cockolding, prolapse and pony club To hand job and a back rub Machine sex and face sitting Cross dressing, deep throat, swinging Disable clients catered for They'll help you through the front door Bukake, filming, anal play And then be on your way We got doorway of girls We got doorway of girls Tidy bush, unshaven at a push We got doorway of girls Tidy bush, unshaven at a push We got doorway of girls Tidy bush, unshaven at a push We got doorway of girls Tidy bush, unshaven at a push We got doorway of girls Tidy bush, unshaven at a push We got doorway of girls Tidy bush, unshaven at a push We got doorway of girls

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