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Murder Kroger (Light Version BONUS)

by Barrage

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Muahahaha Yes, come shop with us Come see what we have in store for you Excuse me, sir, my lanes open Down here, in hell I can check you out Forever Grocery list, come on over Gross accessory to murder You can be, fearless explorer Se la vie, Casanova Cruise the aisles, and body piles But don't blame me, when it's all over I told you, to let it be I can't carry, your casket over Grocery list, come on over Gross accessory to murder You can be, fearless explorer Se la vie, Casanova Cruise the aisles, and body piles But don't blame me, when it's all over I told you, to let it be I can't carry, your casket over It's a murder, Kroger Crows by the murder It's a murder, Kroger Crows by the murder It's a murder, Kroger Crows by the murder It's a murder, Kroger Crows by the murder Ensconced on Ponce you'll find A grocery store with lore that's intertwined It's got an evil frame of mind With crooked murals, so maligned Demeanor evil, demon people God can't save it, needs a steeple I suggest you just drive past Lest you join its dead and passed You can try to park in the parking lot But it's like drawin' lots, I mean lots were caught Thinking damn I just wanted ham for brats These happened to be, final thoughts Closed curtains, happens every night Just up the street, at the Fox Beltline Kroger, try to do us one over? That name won't stick, and moreover You can demo, rebuild Contract up that naming guild But these contract killers need contracts filled They can fill your 'scrips says perma-chilled Did they empty the crypts, when they rebuilt Y'all murder Kroger long as perps get killed Yes, yes What you got in that bag? What you got in that bag? Comestibles and vegetables Oh brain juice and a hang noose? I guess that's one way, to hang loose Don't worry honey, I got the juice But hope you're not mad if I left the Boost I had to run out, before I choosed The bamboo there ain't the only thing that shoots Some comin' out with shopping bags Some comin' back with empty mags Are these bargain deals on the price tags Or harbingers of toe tags Woohoo deals! Woohoo deals! Crazy shoppers on these Woohoo deals That's choppers real butchers with knives of steel I just, came in, to plan my next meal Who woulda thought, my letter'd sealed By the letter, opener, they had concealed Cut open, can opener, like cantelope, 'n I'm hoping That, the blood congeals Cereal aisle to beguile awhile But them cereal killers be idle wild No breadcrumb trail, got the serials filed If they go ballistic, its full grain rounds High caliber killers, bred from the pound With a whole box of tricks, them dogs are hounds Honey, why you got the strap? Well I'm getting food might not come back Best not let, safety lapse So I dropped a pin up on the map But they dropped up on us, just like that And robbed us for, our pudding packs Now I'm putting back, the guts they hacked No arrests from this attack Just my arrested cardiac No wonder they be catching flack From the heights they reached with the body stacks And all I wanted was some flapjack stacks Now I'm dead, meuh, meuh, meuh All have bled, muahaha That was graphic, but demographics change But the homeless here are still deranged Say he rolls up a buggy to bum a light And puts you in, a moral plight Maybe just wants a smoke tonight Or he just might, smoke you tonight Got a chicken-bone shank, and he's got some range A dollar to the cause you won't end up maimed Light up the sign, you best know the name This that murder, Kroger, flames

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