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Playing a Different Sport

by T-Shelt

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I'm Bruce Wayne on Valium, a calm Batman In my army green suit ready for combat man In the dugout they yelling out, "come bat man" Cheerleaders scream "make me cum bat man" She loves it when I do some lyrical exercise Like in gym class but she's gotta ex her size Down some numbers she's gonna x her size Laughing while watching as her ex sir sighs In this hoe, my dick is the only thing dragging This isn't something that ya can just drag in No myth but I'm spitting that fire like a dragon As Paul rues the day in a room at the Drag Inn This game is a science that I got down to a T Only time I'm at peace is when I'm sipping tea Wit more drive than balls flying off a golf tee I'm gonna be doting eyes if ya tryna cross T It don't matter who ya are, I don't fuck wit racists I'll beat ya ass till they can't see what ya race is Why is there so much hate for different races Why can't we speed together like street races Popping champagne till we hitting the secs How ya have animosity for the opposite sex When ya the one that busts in just a few secs Like ya be finishing before ya start having sex Came so fast she ain't even touch the tip My two cents wouldn't be enough of a tip Ya the only one on the court and can't get the tip And I'm handling my business just like TIP Just wake up and start to use the real eyes Seeing the tomfoolery in these real lies Don't front cuz this ain't that hard to realize So go ahead and press play where the reel lies Art imitates life and life influences art So I'm doing me while playing my part But I'm never gonna be coming up short Y'all jumping ship before it leaves the port Y'all was finished before we hit the start On my sleeve is where I'm wearing my heart The verdict is in and it's from the court And it says we're playing a different sport Just overly cocky kids kicking incredibly dope shit And I'm the one that's been bringing back hope bitch So ya better be able to fucking cope quick Cuz I'm giving y'all something ya can't elope wit Ya dead carcass is washing up onto shore After losing the first fucking battle of this war But I hope that ya know I've been keeping score This is a part of the game ya ain't ready for I'm in my room doing my homework like I'm grounded If ya keep this shit up ya gone be getting hounded And when they ask for ya, ya body ain't been founded Bringing more sadness to ya fam who ain't rebounded They don't want ya back cuz ya bring em shame Just understand the fields we on just ain't the same Ya rolling two gutter balls in the final frame So go play cuz ya can't beat me at this game Art imitates life and life influences art So I'm doing me while playing my part But I'm never gonna be coming up short Y'all jumping ship before it leaves the port Y'all was finished before we hit the start On my sleeve is where I'm wearing my heart The verdict is in and it's from the court And it says we're playing a different sport

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