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Mutant Man
by Ill Fortune
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I was 17 cleaning urinals
Scraping shit off of the floor while they were leaping hurdles
Moving slower than a sleeping turtle
The creepy urkle
Why does Everybody gotta be so mean and hurtful
Everytime I do a good deed
Im getting teased and bullied
It doesn't help that I'm hideous, tiny, weak and boney
Every week I'm lonely
No homies to keep me going
In the hallways you could always hear my scream echoing
Walking every where
Cause I didn't have a ride to work
Cutting through the alley then somebody grabbed me by the shirt
He threw me down and asked me what I thought my life was worth
Said I was broke so he beat me down with a pipe that burst
He tossed my body In a barrel
Full of greenish liquid
Toxic printed on the side
It should be restricted
My anatomy changed
And I was feeling wicked
Came out the barrel a mutant man
You can see I'm gifted
My skin was boiling and bubbling
Off the bone
My pigment changed to a green coloring awful tone
I tried to call the cops
I was stuttering on the phone
So think of me whenever you comfortably walk alone
Now I'm just a monster with no sympathy to spew
Now I know that if I'm kind
I'd still be sickening to you
Find the ones who picked on me and I'll be crippling a few
Strangle you above the ground until your skin is getting blue
I used to be scrawny
But now I'm twice the size
Waiting for you in your room
What a nice surprise
You can see the face of death
in my lifeless eyes
In your current situation no advice applies
You can die quick, or die slow
The option is yours
Either way they'll find your corpse washing onto the shores
I used to be courteous
Now I got no remorse
The toxic offender is here
Better lock all your doors
I was 17 cleaning urinals
Scraping shit off of the floor while they were leaping hurdles
Moving slower than a sleeping turtle
The creepy urkle
Why does Everybody gotta be so mean and hurtful
Everytime I do a good deed
Im getting teased and bullied
It doesn't help that I'm hideous, tiny, weak and boney
Every week I'm lonely
No homies to keep me going
In the hallways you could always hear my scream echoing
Walking every where
Cause I didn't have a ride to work
Cutting through the alley then somebody grabbed me by the shirt
He threw me down and asked me what I thought my life was worth
Said I was broke so he beat me down with a pipe that burst
He tossed my body In a barrel
Full of greenish liquid
Toxic printed on the side
It should be restricted
My anatomy changed
And I was feeling wicked
Came out the barrel a mutant man
You can see I'm gifted
My skin was boiling and bubbling
Off the bone
My pigment changed to a green coloring awful tone
I tried to call the cops
I was stuttering on the phone
So think of me whenever you comfortably walk alone
Now I'm just a monster with no sympathy to spew
Now I know that if I'm kind
I'd still be sickening to you
Find the ones who picked on me and I'll be crippling a few
Strangle you above the ground until your skin is getting blue
I used to be scrawny
But now I'm twice the size
Waiting for you in your room
What a nice surprise
You can see the face of death
in my lifeless eyes
In your current situation no advice applies
You can die quick, or die slow
The option is yours
Either way they'll find your corpse washing onto the shores
I used to be courteous
Now I got no remorse
The toxic offender is here
Better lock all your doors