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Mutant Man

by Ill Fortune

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I was 17 cleaning urinals Scraping shit off of the floor while they were leaping hurdles Moving slower than a sleeping turtle The creepy urkle Why does Everybody gotta be so mean and hurtful Everytime I do a good deed Im getting teased and bullied It doesn't help that I'm hideous, tiny, weak and boney Every week I'm lonely No homies to keep me going In the hallways you could always hear my scream echoing Walking every where Cause I didn't have a ride to work Cutting through the alley then somebody grabbed me by the shirt He threw me down and asked me what I thought my life was worth Said I was broke so he beat me down with a pipe that burst He tossed my body In a barrel Full of greenish liquid Toxic printed on the side It should be restricted My anatomy changed And I was feeling wicked Came out the barrel a mutant man You can see I'm gifted My skin was boiling and bubbling Off the bone My pigment changed to a green coloring awful tone I tried to call the cops I was stuttering on the phone So think of me whenever you comfortably walk alone Now I'm just a monster with no sympathy to spew Now I know that if I'm kind I'd still be sickening to you Find the ones who picked on me and I'll be crippling a few Strangle you above the ground until your skin is getting blue I used to be scrawny But now I'm twice the size Waiting for you in your room What a nice surprise You can see the face of death in my lifeless eyes In your current situation no advice applies You can die quick, or die slow The option is yours Either way they'll find your corpse washing onto the shores I used to be courteous Now I got no remorse The toxic offender is here Better lock all your doors

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