What Would the Doctor Say

What Would the Doctor Say? I checked in to Emergency You know I was going through a little crisis The Nurse said there ain’t no cure For girlfriend left you itus I said haha that’s very funny but could you please take this referral And before I go into shock I know there’s gotta be something Can you just get me in to see the Doc V1 And I think that he knew Didn’t even wanna check my chart He said, “It’s what we call here A suspect a broken heart” V2 He hooked me up to this monitor “It’ll show me your condition Now, tell me more but it’ll be a while Before you’re in any remission” Bridge You see I, I met this smile (Oh my God) In a Subway Doc (Babe) Didn’t think she was contagious Simply going for a walk and a talk Chorus So I’m thinking What would the Doctor Say And would he know of a cure And could he fill out a prescription And would it work for dog gone sure 
V3 I felt nothing at the start Just a drink I was buying
But after I took her home I couldn’t stop my face from smiling

V4 A few more days it started to ache Wondering what the heck had I caught Her embraces became an addiction (Woo) I could use a vaccination shot Bridge Your see it all just happened
I couldn’t read between the lines (Geez!) And I never saw it coming He said, “I’ll check your vital Signs” Chorus So I was thinking You gotta help me Doc Can you do anything for me Oh how much pain can I endure With emotions in the third degree (Oh) .  Solo V5 Oh, last time I saw her She was wearing this little blue thing Oh Doctor I tell ya it was super skin tight All my senses went ding, ding, ding, ding V6 “Your heart needs no examination Your brain not analyzed It’s simply what you must endure When you’ve been tantalized eeeh"" V7 We nurses wonder if it hurts real bad Ya at night or when I'm alone Can’t get no satisfaction With just texting on the phone He said, “your future may be in jeopardy From all the reasons above You didn't fall off your bike my boy You fell in knee deep love Woo Hoo!” 
Chorus So I was thinking What will the doctor say
Approve what I’ve been doing Cause every time I look at her Can’t seem to stop from drooling 
Chorus And I was thinking You gotta help me Doc Do you know of a good elixir Is there some form of medication That would work for me or to fix her Chorus Ya I’m a Thinking What can you tell me Doc “Your pupils are still dilated A clear sign you still in love my boy When your heart is over inflated… What can I say?” Chorus Are you thinking Someone slipped me a potion It happens all the time There’s a few out there that aren’t too bad But the worst one’s number nine