Widdy Biddy Ones

""WIDDA BIDDY ONES"" (E - 145) w/ periodical parking on the one (Hill Country Blues) {E} Funny thing happenned.... HEARD these good ol boys talking about .... SIZES You {A} know.. this might be CONTROVERSIAL Some might say... {E} Politically Incorrect {B7} but you know I had to go write a {A} song about it {E} anyway Well I heard one say that he loves the BIG BIG ROUND Ones I heard another say they love em PLEASANTLY PLUMP (* *) Still another said, ...love the 'WIDDA BIDDY TEENY ONES' -----------------------------[Chorus:]-------------------------- {E} SOMEBODY PLEASE PLEASE, HELP ME FIND (x2) {A} HELP ME {B7} FIND, SOME {A} WIDDA BIDDY TEENY {E} ONES --Yeah.. please.. {B7} help me find-- PARK IT ON ONE So back in the day my mamma would take me to the A&P food store That's where I found em, way back on aisle four But NOW DAYS, hard to find the 'WIDDA BIDDY TEENY ONES' Now I've heard it said that the big ones deserve love too They keep you shaded in the summer & warm in the winter too SO WHY DO I WANNA FIND some 'WIDDA BIDDY TEENY ONES' [REPEAT CHORUS] - PARK IT ON ONE So I went to Walmart, all I could see was the BIG BIG ROUND ONES Went way cross town to Target & I saw them PLEASANTLY PLUMP (PLUMP PLUMP) BUT where can I find.. the 'WIDDA BIDDY TEENY ONES' Well I went to Food Lion found em way down on aisle nine So I rushed to pay for em, smiling at the checkout line Yep, mamma be happy, found 'WIDDA BIDDY TEENY ONES' ------MODIFIED Chorus------------------- FOUND.. WIDDA BIDDY PEAS... PEAS, YES I FOUND FOUND.. WIDDA BIDDY PEAS... PEAS, YES I FOUND YES YES I FOUND... SOME... 'WIDDA BIDDY TEENY ONES' ***LEAD JAM IT OUT*** ***REPEAT MODIFIED CHORUS then use following TAG LINE: Just so we're clear, this song is about 'WIDDA BIDDY..* SUPER LITTLE..* TEENY TEENY PEAS'!! YOU GOT THAT RIGHT BABY. ** Don't be HANGRY ;-)