American Royalty

When I walk down the street Everyone stops and stares They see my red heels When I descend the senate stairs American flag panties It's the Fourth of July These pork-skin potbelly White men All drop to their knees I walk them like dogs All the way to the bank I would never even kiss them If I'm truly being frank Larry Craig taps his feet When I walk in his direction These pork-skin potbelly white men Can't handle their erections I'm American Royalty Take some pictures of me I'll give you some CBT While I smoke CBD Tap your toes at the airport But it'll cost you a fee $575 for a piece of me I spit my Hubba Bubba on your hardwood floors Now pick it up with your teeth You Porky Pig man-whore Imagine if your wife walked in on this session $200 an hour What a nasty confession Well here she comes now Ridding up in her Jag It would sure be a shame If she found you bound and gagged I'll swipe your Amex And take my fees I'll jump out the window So nobody sees I'll take your watch and take your boots Last but not least I'll leak your nudes I'm American Royalty Take some pictures of me I'll give you some CBT While I smoke CBD Tap your toes at the airport But it'll cost you a fee $575 for a piece of me I got kicked out of Nobu cuz your Amex declined I told you what would happen if you cancelled your cards I guess it's finally time that I go out and find CNN NPR Fox News and Tucker Car Look at Larry Craig's little fucking pecker This man has the dick of a fifteen-year-old Chihuahua With erectile dysfunction Not to mention he voted against gay marriage But he is most definitely Besties with Dorothy I'm American Royalty Take some pictures of me I'll give you some CBT While I smoke CBD Tap your toes at the airport But it'll cost you a fee $575 for a piece of me I'm American Royalty Take some pictures of me I'll give you some CBT While I smoke CBD Tap your toes at the airport But it'll cost you a fee $575 for a piece of me