Song parody of
Holy Moley
by Idris Elba
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Modern-day Robin granting wishes online
Gin on the rocks granting me a bad time
Junipers jumping out my pituitary gland
Off to Jupiter, the stupider space man
Bracing for the fall, not knowing where I would land
Praying for a parachute, a paranoid man
Begging for compassion but not in this wasteland
It is what it is, this is who I am
I need a spaceship
A facelift
Holy Moley
I'm shitfaced all the time
Walk a mile in my shoes but I don't do shoeys
I'm too fucking old to be ever called a newbie
Been there, done that, slept in a bin
Had a fight got punched, drunk, took it on the chin
Pass me the empties and pour me a pint
My memories don't know last night
Blackhole, wormhole, all of that shit
You could come to Jupiter, my rocket is my dick
(Take the edge off, take a little bit of it off)
(Take the edge off)
(Take the edge off)
(Excuse me, have you got any Cordi Elba?)
(A pint of Cordi Elba? Yeah, please)
I need a spaceship
A facelift
Holy Moley
I'm shitfaced all the time
I need a spaceship
A facelift
Holy Moley
I'm shitfaced all the time
I don't give a fuck about my liver on Monday
I just need to walk it off like I was a runway
Don't care, give a toss, make mine a double
Spaceship, spaceman, my head is in a bubble
I don't recognize the place I woke up on a Tuesday
Looking like a doomsday, give a fuck what you say
Don't care, give a toss, make mine a triple
Spaceship, spaceman, my head is on a swivel
Lift off
I need a spaceship
A facelift
Holy Moley
I'm shitfaced all the time
I need a spaceship
A facelift
Holy Moley
I'm shitfaced all the time
Modern-day Robin granting wishes online
Gin on the rocks granting me a bad time
Junipers jumping out my pituitary gland
Off to Jupiter, the stupider space man
Bracing for the fall, not knowing where I would land
Praying for a parachute, a paranoid man
Begging for compassion but not in this wasteland
It is what it is, this is who I am
I need a spaceship
A facelift
Holy Moley
I'm shitfaced all the time
Walk a mile in my shoes but I don't do shoeys
I'm too fucking old to be ever called a newbie
Been there, done that, slept in a bin
Had a fight got punched, drunk, took it on the chin
Pass me the empties and pour me a pint
My memories don't know last night
Blackhole, wormhole, all of that shit
You could come to Jupiter, my rocket is my dick
(Take the edge off, take a little bit of it off)
(Take the edge off)
(Take the edge off)
(Excuse me, have you got any Cordi Elba?)
(A pint of Cordi Elba? Yeah, please)
I need a spaceship
A facelift
Holy Moley
I'm shitfaced all the time
I need a spaceship
A facelift
Holy Moley
I'm shitfaced all the time
I don't give a fuck about my liver on Monday
I just need to walk it off like I was a runway
Don't care, give a toss, make mine a double
Spaceship, spaceman, my head is in a bubble
I don't recognize the place I woke up on a Tuesday
Looking like a doomsday, give a fuck what you say
Don't care, give a toss, make mine a triple
Spaceship, spaceman, my head is on a swivel
Lift off
I need a spaceship
A facelift
Holy Moley
I'm shitfaced all the time
I need a spaceship
A facelift
Holy Moley
I'm shitfaced all the time