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Things I Understand
by Shane des Enfants
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Playing baseball, working on cars
Knowing how to move my hand
When greeting another man
Jokes about balls, shirtless on the lawn
Inherently believing that
My voice should be heard
Things I'll never understand
Does that make me less of a man
My journey's been different that's for sure (That's for sure)
Goodbye to the boyhood I'll never have
I'd be profoundly different if I had
Still, I mourn the little boy I lost
Mascara and tampons
Shaving my legs and push-up bras
How to be a good daughter at all costs
Hide your fear with lies
And don't you dare desire
And ask yourself why you're making this
So hard for everyone else
These are things I understand
Does that make me less of a man
My journey's been different that's for sure (That's for sure)
Goodbye to the boyhood I'll never have
I'd be profoundly different if I had
Still I mourn the little boy I lost, I lost
He's always been with me
Afraid to be caught
How to be brave, feel all of the pain
How to love with your whole heart
In spite of what the gremlins say
How to say no, intercept the bulldozer
To watch tales of resilience
With tears in your eyes
These are things I understand
I am just as much of a man
And I wouldn't change a thing at all
Goodbye to the fear and the jealousy
They only seek to hurt me anyway
Still I mourn the little boy I lost
He'll always be with me
(Always with me)
Much braver than I thought
Playing baseball, working on cars
Knowing how to move my hand
When greeting another man
Jokes about balls, shirtless on the lawn
Inherently believing that
My voice should be heard
Things I'll never understand
Does that make me less of a man
My journey's been different that's for sure (That's for sure)
Goodbye to the boyhood I'll never have
I'd be profoundly different if I had
Still, I mourn the little boy I lost
Mascara and tampons
Shaving my legs and push-up bras
How to be a good daughter at all costs
Hide your fear with lies
And don't you dare desire
And ask yourself why you're making this
So hard for everyone else
These are things I understand
Does that make me less of a man
My journey's been different that's for sure (That's for sure)
Goodbye to the boyhood I'll never have
I'd be profoundly different if I had
Still I mourn the little boy I lost, I lost
He's always been with me
Afraid to be caught
How to be brave, feel all of the pain
How to love with your whole heart
In spite of what the gremlins say
How to say no, intercept the bulldozer
To watch tales of resilience
With tears in your eyes
These are things I understand
I am just as much of a man
And I wouldn't change a thing at all
Goodbye to the fear and the jealousy
They only seek to hurt me anyway
Still I mourn the little boy I lost
He'll always be with me
(Always with me)
Much braver than I thought