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Grocery Store Purgatory
by The Big Love
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The queue started in the back by the deli
Everyone was waiting for heaven
Holding their numbers, guarding their carriage
Keeping watch over all they could carry
This is grocery store purgatory
And all over the world it's the same old story
Come on, fuck off
A lady with her kids pays with EBT
But free ain't free when it ain't what they need
Why plant a tree when you can eat all the seeds?
Cuz people are meaner than the world is clean
The costs of living are predatory
And all over the world it's the same old story
Come on, fuck off
Junkie's out in the rain with the carts
While the kids are in the back with dark arts
Kid's first job, junkie's last
Hard to get ahead when the past never passed
There's no one left to ever feel sorry
And all over the world it's the same old story
Come on, fuck off
You better worry about yourself
Before you go and judge someone else
Take off your shoes and put on theirs
Maybe then you'd stop splitting hairs
Over by produce I've seen the police
Wolf's hard to spot when the sheep've shorn their fleece
Cop or a robber? Coffins or coffers?
Gotta a hi-viz vest - he's a copper
They wanna put you in a category
And all over the world it's the same old story
Come on, fuck off
The queue started in the back by the deli
Everyone was waiting for heaven
Holding their numbers, guarding their carriage
Keeping watch over all they could carry
This is grocery store purgatory
And all over the world it's the same old story
Come on, fuck off
A lady with her kids pays with EBT
But free ain't free when it ain't what they need
Why plant a tree when you can eat all the seeds?
Cuz people are meaner than the world is clean
The costs of living are predatory
And all over the world it's the same old story
Come on, fuck off
Junkie's out in the rain with the carts
While the kids are in the back with dark arts
Kid's first job, junkie's last
Hard to get ahead when the past never passed
There's no one left to ever feel sorry
And all over the world it's the same old story
Come on, fuck off
You better worry about yourself
Before you go and judge someone else
Take off your shoes and put on theirs
Maybe then you'd stop splitting hairs
Over by produce I've seen the police
Wolf's hard to spot when the sheep've shorn their fleece
Cop or a robber? Coffins or coffers?
Gotta a hi-viz vest - he's a copper
They wanna put you in a category
And all over the world it's the same old story
Come on, fuck off
