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Big World of Bargains
by TurtleFrogMan
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Captain David Dorn retired after thirty eight years on the force
Two Local thugs were charged with his murder and they showed no remorse
In downtown St.Louis, thousands of rioters turned out
Four officers shot and fifty five businesses burned out
Mr Dorn was helping protect a friend's pawn shop from looters
And captain David Dorn died when he bravely confronted his shooters
The killers filmed him as he lay there in his own blood
And they thought it was funny
The killers live-streamed his murder and they were laughing
Cause they thought it was funny
Its a big world of bargains
Its a big world of bargains
Its a big world of bargains
And his service was a bargain for the money
Benjamin Clark was a cook and a former marine
Who died in a tragedy the likes of which had never been seen
World trade center, ninety sixth floor, the first plane flew into it
He could've run for the exit and no one would've blamed him to do it
But he didn't run, instead he helped hundreds of people escape
Sometimes a hero doesn't wear such an obvious cape
And a kitchen cook's paycheck is never by any means large
Its a big world of bargains
Its a big world of bargains
Its a big world of bargains
And his service was a bargain for the charge
Hannah Poradah was a waitress in A corner cafe
She gets credit for saving two lives on the very same day
In the morning, a customer choked on a large slice of pie
Without blinking she performed the heimlich on that fortunate guy
And later that day, as if misfortune lowered the bar
A diner had a heart attack and she saved him because she knew CPR
She said "it was my patriotic duty to help them" with a quivering lip
Its a big world of bargains
Its a big world of bargains
Its a big world of bargains
And her service was a bargain for the tip
Captain David Dorn retired after thirty eight years on the force
Two Local thugs were charged with his murder and they showed no remorse
In downtown St.Louis, thousands of rioters turned out
Four officers shot and fifty five businesses burned out
Mr Dorn was helping protect a friend's pawn shop from looters
And captain David Dorn died when he bravely confronted his shooters
The killers filmed him as he lay there in his own blood
And they thought it was funny
The killers live-streamed his murder and they were laughing
Cause they thought it was funny
Its a big world of bargains
Its a big world of bargains
Its a big world of bargains
And his service was a bargain for the money
Benjamin Clark was a cook and a former marine
Who died in a tragedy the likes of which had never been seen
World trade center, ninety sixth floor, the first plane flew into it
He could've run for the exit and no one would've blamed him to do it
But he didn't run, instead he helped hundreds of people escape
Sometimes a hero doesn't wear such an obvious cape
And a kitchen cook's paycheck is never by any means large
Its a big world of bargains
Its a big world of bargains
Its a big world of bargains
And his service was a bargain for the charge
Hannah Poradah was a waitress in A corner cafe
She gets credit for saving two lives on the very same day
In the morning, a customer choked on a large slice of pie
Without blinking she performed the heimlich on that fortunate guy
And later that day, as if misfortune lowered the bar
A diner had a heart attack and she saved him because she knew CPR
She said "it was my patriotic duty to help them" with a quivering lip
Its a big world of bargains
Its a big world of bargains
Its a big world of bargains
And her service was a bargain for the tip
