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e621 is down, now i can't jack off
by KYYYLE
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e621 is down, now I can't jack off
Don't give the alternatives, back off
I would go on PornHub, but it's really bad
I have to keep looking at humans in the ads
Same with xvideo and same with xhamster
And I've heard that normal porn gives you cancer
Now I'm sitting here, refreshing the page
But each failed attempt fills me with rage
FurAffinity, I guess is fine
But the blacklist on e6 is divine
e621 is down, now I can't jack off
e621's down, now I can't look at porn
But that's not the only thing that I'm good for
I have a personality
I have creativity
Okay, maybe not, but don't rub it in
My brain won't let me stop, I always give in
I wonder if this counts as an addiction
I only get pleasure from masturbation
The clock ticks by
There's nothing left for it to hide
e621 is down, now I can't jack off
(I got invited to a furry orgy
Listen to my speech
I'm better than Lugi, hotter than peach
I want to go to the furry orgy
Come out, come out where ever you are
Foxy, Foxy, come on, you're a star
I knew, I knew you were gay from the start
Here for five nights, but forever in my heart
7 PM, gonna kill myself, there's zoophiles on my timeline
Knowing these people exist almost feels like it's own crime
My mom does not know my career)
e621's down, but that is not all
As I reminisce on what caused my downfall
All aspects of my life, I have hidden
I lay here in disgust, basically bedridden
It's not a simple case of just staying in my lane
If I died right now, what would they even say?
No one online even knows my real name
No one in real life even knows that I'm gay
Roleplays and cons are how I stay alive
It's the only joy I find in this miserable life
Pretending to be somebody that I'm not
Using the very little charisma I got
It's not the life I wanted to live
But I'm afraid that is all that I have to give
As much as I don't want to say goodbye
This all would be easier if I could just die
I give up
e621 is down, now I can't jack
Oh... it's back
e621 is down, now I can't jack off
Don't give the alternatives, back off
I would go on PornHub, but it's really bad
I have to keep looking at humans in the ads
Same with xvideo and same with xhamster
And I've heard that normal porn gives you cancer
Now I'm sitting here, refreshing the page
But each failed attempt fills me with rage
FurAffinity, I guess is fine
But the blacklist on e6 is divine
e621 is down, now I can't jack off
e621's down, now I can't look at porn
But that's not the only thing that I'm good for
I have a personality
I have creativity
Okay, maybe not, but don't rub it in
My brain won't let me stop, I always give in
I wonder if this counts as an addiction
I only get pleasure from masturbation
The clock ticks by
There's nothing left for it to hide
e621 is down, now I can't jack off
(I got invited to a furry orgy
Listen to my speech
I'm better than Lugi, hotter than peach
I want to go to the furry orgy
Come out, come out where ever you are
Foxy, Foxy, come on, you're a star
I knew, I knew you were gay from the start
Here for five nights, but forever in my heart
7 PM, gonna kill myself, there's zoophiles on my timeline
Knowing these people exist almost feels like it's own crime
My mom does not know my career)
e621's down, but that is not all
As I reminisce on what caused my downfall
All aspects of my life, I have hidden
I lay here in disgust, basically bedridden
It's not a simple case of just staying in my lane
If I died right now, what would they even say?
No one online even knows my real name
No one in real life even knows that I'm gay
Roleplays and cons are how I stay alive
It's the only joy I find in this miserable life
Pretending to be somebody that I'm not
Using the very little charisma I got
It's not the life I wanted to live
But I'm afraid that is all that I have to give
As much as I don't want to say goodbye
This all would be easier if I could just die
I give up
e621 is down, now I can't jack
Oh... it's back
