Song parody of
The Battle
by Callie's New Suit
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Down goes the drawbridge
As me and my cat head inside
If I foresaw this
I would have never stepped outside
The giant amphibian
Stood up from his golden throne
Let out a booming cackle
And I have never felt so alone
Unsheathe my sword
And I took several paces forward
I'm suffocating
In fear I've never felt before
Just then he launched his tongue at us
And we just barely made it out alive
A jump to the right
And with the floor tile his tongue did collide
A burning thought fought its way
Into my brain
It was a very last resort
I knew it was insane
Uneaten sandwich resting deep inside
My trusty blue backpack
The king looked very hungry
And wished for a decadent snack
So I threw the sandwich on the floor
And he shot his tongue out wanting more
As that tongue met that sandwich
More rare than gold
My cat made his pounce
Grabbed his tongue in a hold
I sliced the tongue off
With the powerful blade
As the king keeled over
Writhing in pain
My cat and I
Charged as fast as we could
And we sliced through his stomach
As we promised we would
Yeah we sliced through his stomach
As we promised we would
Down goes the drawbridge
As me and my cat head inside
If I foresaw this
I would have never stepped outside
The giant amphibian
Stood up from his golden throne
Let out a booming cackle
And I have never felt so alone
Unsheathe my sword
And I took several paces forward
I'm suffocating
In fear I've never felt before
Just then he launched his tongue at us
And we just barely made it out alive
A jump to the right
And with the floor tile his tongue did collide
A burning thought fought its way
Into my brain
It was a very last resort
I knew it was insane
Uneaten sandwich resting deep inside
My trusty blue backpack
The king looked very hungry
And wished for a decadent snack
So I threw the sandwich on the floor
And he shot his tongue out wanting more
As that tongue met that sandwich
More rare than gold
My cat made his pounce
Grabbed his tongue in a hold
I sliced the tongue off
With the powerful blade
As the king keeled over
Writhing in pain
My cat and I
Charged as fast as we could
And we sliced through his stomach
As we promised we would
Yeah we sliced through his stomach
As we promised we would
