ATSD Gets Heartbroken

Damn, why she break my heart? I didn't even get to show her all my Pokémon cards I got more than Ninetales to tell about my collection So why not come over and let me give you attention I'm telling you that girl was poison like a Nidoran For a minute I was thinking I was gonna be her Mankey Guess I gotta find a plan b Cause her presence was giving me bliss just like a Chansey I was gonna take her across to get some food She would be my girl and I would be her Geodude But then Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam Teleported out my life so now I'm writing down these jams Cause now lately all I'm feeling is gloom Been spending all my nights sleep talking in my room I know it's far fetched that I'll ever get her back So I gotta e-Raticate these feelings up on the track Why did you break my heart We didn't even start Talking about anything weird yet If you just gave me a chance In this wild romance I could have given you A better reason to leave me Baby why you break my heart in pieces Baby why you break my heart in two Baby why you break my heart in pieces Baby why you treat me like you do We hung out last on a Thursday afternoon But the glance in your eyes conveyed a feeling of doom You didn't text back, my hearts stranded in the dark Now I need a new groove, I might be a monarchist God, you're missed, I still need your kiss To satiate my inferiority complex But ruling over peasants is a pleasant past time So be the queen, do some torture, and let me drop some rhymes But this time feels new, not a single red flag She's down with our tunes and would Jam to Boz Scaggs She's not bizzare, mocking my dorm Or in need of a pricey samurai sword Didn't miss a kiss before I played with her boobs And no weird aversion to consuming some booze So you know who you are, on par with the Czar Call me Rasputin, rip that bourgeoisie card I guess we didn't have the best start, ay Left her alone thought she liked being apart, wait It was apart of a relationship, guess I misheard her She never picked up on the fact that I'm a slow learner I camped outside her house for three days Hoping I could catch forgiveness if I show her all the ways I could change if was just given the chance Cause now I know just how to act when I'm involved in romance I can't yet decide how it is that we died When I try I just think about all of the good times Like when we went on a date and we didn't say a word And I thought that you were happy but now I'm not really sure Followed her around tried to give her my love But I guess she changed her mind cause it wasn't enough I finally changed my ways I would do anything for her But then turned around and got a restraining order Baby why you break my heart in pieces Baby why you break my heart in two Baby why you break my heart in pieces Baby why you treat me like you do Leaning on her like the 9 ft, I deep end I was blinded for days, not the weekend After we split, my life I had to rearrange Cause she took half of everything, I let her keep the change Gave her rides in the Dodge, like Charger So now she in debt, she owe me, so I charge her I thought that I could really make her my wife, I Thought we had a serious connection like some WiFi But you were on airplane mode bitch I packed your stuff with all your games, that's your ex-box You left my head crowded, exhausted, that's a sweatshop We started going head to head, battling, that's a sport So hopefully I win whether that's in or on the court I needed some space just like an astronaut If you ever come crawling back I'd say "I'd rather not" The one main thing I'm focused on is keeping it one hunned The second thing is being the person you never wanted Baby why you break my heart in pieces Baby why you break my heart in two Baby why you break my heart in pieces Baby why you treat me like you do