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PINOT

by Jeff Porter & David Ryan

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Kill the beat specialist, only achieving excellence Kool-Aid Man, how I'm bout to make an entrance Name's Jeff Porter, you ain't even heard the best of him Take a couple edibles and then I get competitive Found out what I'm good at and I use it to my benefit Keep on spitting real shit even if I get hella rich In my element, my passion leaking through the crevices Bet that you gon' fuck with it, even if you're celibate The beer swigger, career switcher, demand bigger Angels flying down from heaven to tell me I'm here with ya Get the clear picture, even though my mind is kinda foggy Gotta Take a sip of coffee, then I might go play some hockey I'm a Danbury Trasher, word to AJ Galante Me and David tag-teaming like we Matt and Jeff Hardy Student of the game, promise you I'm never tardy Revenge is much sweeter when you're never being salty, yeah A little Pinot putting shit into perspective Silly me, yo, I just cannot learn my lesson Can't be corrected or I start to get aggressive Sleeping in till 2, I never answer any message A little Pinot putting shit into perspective Silly me, yo, I just cannot learn my lesson Can't be corrected or I start to get aggressive I'm sleeping in till 2, I never answer any message A little Pinot putting shit into perspective Silly me, yo, I just cannot learn my lesson Can't be corrected or I start to get aggressive I'm sleeping in till 2, I never answer any message Don't get me wrong though I still love all my blessings Feel the devil testing I got angels up in heaven When I'm stressing, I sip on spritzer with a lemon 108 World first place never second She played Luther in the Volvo I still listen when I'm driving and I'm solo I feel her energy when I see 1 0 Ocho I goddamn used to bawl tears by the boatload Now I'm older and my eyes are dry So I smoke this fuckin' joint when I wanna cry I let the THC handle all the pain inside I need some TLC or DMT to heal my mind You'll be forgotten like a petty crime I'm a legend like Tom Petty I'm born to shine You're unsteady I been ready it is my time Like Jim Carrey I'm almighty the world is mine It's time to break out of this Truman show These ceilings, they'll never be my pinnacle I like to get high and get high spiritual Now the stress gone motherfucker its a miracle Juggling the things in my life I just go bananas Preserving a certain standard is hard so I go get hammered The coldest with the grammar, you know it so grab a flannel The dopest with the stanzas, go ape like Tony Danza Extra toasty Cheez-Its you get it cuz I get bold cheddar Rhyme schemes make your head spin just like a propeller Call me goal setter, they know that I don't let up My five-year plan, headling at Coachella Dissenting opinions from people who never entered anything to fucking begin with Relentless when I pen this, giving you plenty of wisdom Effortless, step to this, you might just go ahead and lose your newest necklace Sometimes I'm too respectful, other times I'm a wiseass But life is pretty fragile, I ain't batting an eyelash Never hit my climax, thinking I got my stride back I'm a wizard spittin my raps Like Drizzy with the city and the timestamp A little Pinot putting shit into perspective Silly me, yo, I just cannot learn my lesson Can't be corrected or I start to get aggressive Sleeping in till 2, I never answer any message A little Pinot putting shit into perspective Silly me, yo, I just cannot learn my lesson Can't be corrected or I start to get aggressive I'm sleeping in till 2, I never answer any message

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In a song from the 80's, by the legendary Blue Oyster Cult...."Oh no! They say he's got to go, go. Go ....."
A ...and get back to where he was before!
B ...and kill again!
C Oh no, no , no!
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