Map Legend

If you want me come and find me I'm in Death Valley Lots of old people more seniors than a pep rally What Lines be piling up you'd think I kept a tally Quarter tank on my way out, this trip could end badly But I'm a legend, not allegedly either Life on the edge And at this point it's objective You're free to offer objections Junior at the end of my name, my father professed it Murder Mountain and this album is like sophomore and freshman So many punches in a combo you're dead long before the endin' Smoking gas that can start up a lawnmower engine Now that I got your attention grab your popcorn and beverage Godly aura when I'm present my dog Morty's a legend Your sob story's depressin', I have an honest question Who's fuckin' with the wolves, am I being condescendin' Although I'm kind of sending a message by even asking Been receiving slack for these Helvetica bold statements But the credit I am owed is crazy Every record the flow is amazing 26 letters I go from A-to-Z, superior there is no one Serendipity how I came up with that line while driving through Arizona Van can only carry so much, and my notebook weighs a ton Nomadic with no home address, they the ones working like lazy bums I pull up blazing a blunt and still get paid up front Grippin my tape I kick flips then skate off on a shake junt Stopped chasing Lady Luck and that was the day we fucked Could drive blindfolded and still arrive to where I'm headed Learn to read the map where's the legend? Infinite miles is about how far my imagination stretches Learn to read the map where's the legend Map legend Where we at Map legend Where we at If you want me keep looking Just hit the Grand Canyon Fig they tried to cut me down but this man's banyan Gold teeth transient, one of those damn Miamians Peep the ambiance of what my bad planning had me in Stranded like Gilligan, have to be diligent Freezing temperatures in Williams how much cooler with this get Just got a video sent of her removing a silk dress Said she dreamt about me and woke up with 2 pillows wet Silhouettes outside of my window in the wilderness The cloth I'm cut from from is just different Yours thinner than a Gildan is Surprised nothing killed me yet Still in death my writing will live forever like Gilgamesh Went on a Pilgrimage and came back filthy rich Now I'm connected on both sides like I built a bridge Went on a drive, looked in the mirror saw a wolf killin shit Write to the beat til it's dead My booth switches time zones like Bill and Ted Maybe my van's a Delorean Morty is Yoda when I'm on my Mandalorian On the I-40 again Heavyweight champ for the win Verses are map coordinates to my extraordinary trips Excuse me, you look like you lost, need directions? I got you Learn to read the map, where the legend? Looking for info on me like it's treasure by my X's What that do, nothing Learn to read the map where's the legend I'm a map legend Map legend