Jeff Bezos

Hey Alexa. Play Jeff Bezos Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars Jeffrey said he's sorry you do not get a raise He went and spent all of your money on a mission to space That's a spit in the face Folks skipping their breaks Someday everybody's going to piss on his grave Tell me how you get divorced And leave the court the richest man on the earth You think a man like that knows what a dollar is worth? Or how a wallet can hurt As he's stacking bills like boxes on the front of your porch? Now the mom and pops are all closing up shop The town in empty now except for Echoes and Dots And every single dollar is going straight to the top We are not in the same boat He's buying the yachts Take a minute to stop Won't you humor the thought Think of your account How many dollars you got? Swap in commas for dots with every wind of the clock Jeffrey makes that amount times'd by a lot cause Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars I got a whole mood It goes fuck Whole Foods And bankrolled old dudes Who've grown into tycoons Made boons from bustin' unions Funds slushin' through trusts; it is just collusion Boss makes a couple millie You make a dime Packed wrapping; gadgets on assembly line Never really feels like there's end to the grind Never really feels like you're livin' your prime OSHA limits? Crickets That's why they stymie pickets Buyin' off forgiveness is a cost of doing business Pain. Irrelevant Nothing but a settlement Jeffrey fears the unions more than the Confederate Pause a minute now before the chorus again Go ahead and grab yourself a paper and pen Think about a number you cannot comprehend Then trying to calculate how much this fucker can spend when Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars Jeffrey is an astronaut ready to blast off It's a welfare state and that's what your tax bought I never was a bit god-fearin' 'Til these goddamned engineers started racketeerin' Robber barons kind of like the Sheriff of Nottingham Tariffing the man in the goddamned Amazon van Fuck Bezos. Fuck Ayn Rand There's a lot of greased palms to an invisible hand I've seen enough of these lives of luxury Their merit is inheritance and thriving subsidy Lootin' the community chest to build monopolies Time to clear the board now you bought all of the properties Poor folk don't fare well on welfare But everybody bitches when you want to send help there When you can't pay rent or gas or healthcare Don't you blame it on the ghetto There ain't any wealth there but Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars Every time you hear this chorus Jeff Bezos makes forty-thousand dollars