The Tale of Dirty Joe

There once was a man not long ago He went by the name of dirty joe It's said he rode the wheels all through the night (All through the night) And what he's done most people know But there's a couple stories though That should be heard Much more than once or twice The reason that I stand before You is simply nothing more Than offering a chance for you to know (You'll wanna know) A story that could never bore So go ahead and start to pour A Banquet Beer for The Tale of Dirty Joe While he rides through the night Fillin up the tank along the road The motors fine if it's aligned Bound to blow apart but never towed The Tale of Dirty Joe Born from gears and grease and dirt He's climbing up the steepest earth Takin' home the trophy every round (He's winnin' now) But once he gave it to much gas Got to the finish way too fast He couldn't stop And woke up on the ground They said he knocked out for a few And had a broken femur too The doctors put a rod Throughout his leg A couple months to need a crutch But to Dirty Joe that ain't that much Cause now he's on The leaderboards again And he rides through the night Fillin up the tank along the road The motors fine if it's aligned Bound to blow apart but never towed The Tale of Dirty Joe (Way to go Dirty Joe) Never low Never slow Way to go Dirty Joe Never low Never slow Way to go Dirty Joe Never low Never slow Way to go Dirty Joe Never low Never slow Way to go Dirty Joe The perfect party plannin' man Always has the coolest jams All that come are always staying late (Way to go Dirty Joe) Billy always plays his strings Along with Bob and Wayne to sing There's still leftover salmon On the plate And he rides through the night Fillin up the tank along the road The motors fine if it's aligned And bound to blow apart but never towed He'll always ride through the night Fillin' up the tank all where he goes The motors fine it'll be alright Still bound to blow apart but never towed The Tale of Dirty Joe