Body Harvest

What the hell is going on I'm sitting here In this wooden chair How'd I get into this crazy nightmare I just woke up from what feels Like a sedative Not like one that's self induced Or from any relative I take a look around the room At all the family photos But non of them are mine Looking like some fucking hobos A ratted out couch Looking like it's from the dump The cushions all ripped and torn With a nasty funk The kitchen table looks like It's not been cleaned in a million weeks Bones scattered all around Who the fuck are these freaks? A place where all the cockroaches Feel welcome at home If I had some spare time It's not a place I'd like to roam Then a man walks in With a rusty hunting knife He said I'm gonna kill ya son Then I'll feed ya to my wife But don't you worry now You're not gonna feel a thing I got you all numbed up Here comes the first swing Body Harvest No body wants this Being held against your will By a guy named Marcus Body Harvest No body wants this All your organs being sold At your local market Body Harvest No body wants this Being carved away slowly As you sit and watch it Body Harvest No body wants this Once they're through with you They'll throw away your carcass Oh my god, the man's right I can't feel a fucking thing Now he's got me gutted out But I'm still breathing Trying to decide which organ He should eat first What the hell did I do To deserve this curse The man said hmmmm I guess I'll go for his spleen It's mighty ripen for the taken And best of all the kids clean Throw it in a pan With a little salt and peppa Roll it around a little bit It makes it taste a lot betta Now he's cutting off my toes He said their good in a salad But you gotta crush em down a bit With a rubber mallet Toss it around a little With some Catalina Dressing You know I gotta say That you taste a lot like Debra Messing Then he patched me cuz He don't want me dying yet He said you're lucky son I used be a circus vet The he shut off all the lights And said good night See you bight and early In the morning at breakfast time Body Harvest No body wants this Being held against your will By a guy named Marcus Body Harvest No body wants this All your organs being sold At your local market Body Harvest No body wants this Being carved away slowly As you sit and watch it Body Harvest No body wants this Once they're through with you They'll throw away your carcass Next day came and He opened up my wounds again Feeling like a black hole And I'm falling in He said he wants a juicy liver To go with his scrambled eggs I knew that showing up to work Yesterday was a big mistake Now he's got my insides Spread all over on the table Putting them in freezer bags And giving each one a label He said he's gonna eat them all Over the course of 6 months Then he's back in the world again For the "Big Hunt" Body Harvest No body wants this Being held against your will By a guy named Marcus Body Harvest No body wants this All your organs being sold At your local market Body Harvest No body wants this Being carved away slowly As you sit and watch it Body Harvest No body wants this Once they're through with you They'll throw away your carcass