Song parody of
Slow Jam Man
by Peter Flaherty
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He swore he could keep it together
As soon as he found a friend
It seemed like it took forever
Till he turned into the one-time slow jam man
He swore he found his lover
And no one could take it away
No heaven couldn't send another
But hell couldn't let him stay
You should wait for a better man
You should wait for a better man
You should wait for a better man, better man, better man
You should wait for a better man
As soon as he found his lover
He swore he wouldn't do it again
And whoops he saw another
And he turned into the one-time slow jam man
He's going nowhere fast and nowhere slow
Can't waste a dime with nowhere to go
He's got nothing to lend and nothing to borrow
Can't end the sin to drown out the sorrows
You should wait for a better man
You should wait for a better man, better man, better man
You should wait for a better man
He swore he could keep it together
As soon as he found a friend
It seemed like it took forever
Till he turned into the one-time slow jam man
He swore he found his lover
And no one could take it away
No heaven couldn't send another
But hell couldn't let him stay
You should wait for a better man
You should wait for a better man
You should wait for a better man, better man, better man
You should wait for a better man
As soon as he found his lover
He swore he wouldn't do it again
And whoops he saw another
And he turned into the one-time slow jam man
He's going nowhere fast and nowhere slow
Can't waste a dime with nowhere to go
He's got nothing to lend and nothing to borrow
Can't end the sin to drown out the sorrows
You should wait for a better man
You should wait for a better man, better man, better man
You should wait for a better man
