Wax Wings

I don't give a fuck, it's all relative Hella kids try to call me out 'cause I'm eloquent Elephant, grey skin abrasions, something 'bout melanin Donkey Kong talk, honkeys tonk elegant Desolate rhetoric, politic, veterans Bedouins, but I'll still better than them Pacman jonesing for a pill, pops, better stop and take your medicine, yum Self esteem pedagogy, put it all on a pedestal, fun Smash a rental and run, no gas, leave it in the ghetto Gun in the glove box, backseat stainless, smang it and fuck off Baby name it Seamus and Guffaw... Just don't be brainless, good God... Suddenly man it's cool to be literate Straight out the Bellagio acting belligerent Your dick it's bigger than mine, I think it's a sign Victimless crime, except for you, shoot up a school Everyone's crying except for you, supposedly stunning All emotionally stunted, like my daddy Paddy whacked Dolph Lundgren in the stomach Watching Caddy Shack, Groundhog's Day, relive it 'till the ratings plummet Gaining weight and wunderkinds... Wang Xiameg, Ramanujan... Apathetic generation gazing at the void like it's buffering Diet Sierra Mist, a heretic with a heritage Derelict, broken window theory, call you 'parasitic' God dammit, we're Americans, it's fair as shit Stick a lozenge in, forget we're bombing some terrorists It's embarrassing, herding sheeps is like a shepherd It's hurting bearing these bonds, but Barry still holds the record How'd it go from Nina Simone, Otis Redding To coldest winter cokeheads in a coastal setting Flying Dutchmen shipwrecked on Reddit Honus Wagner with cul-de-saccharine water treading We pee on peons, terribadders tearing bladders Herrings of the red persuasion, Chekhov's gun is so distracting Dang-nabbit I'm rabid you silly rabbits This summer evening it's hunting season, Bugs is on the blacklist No carrot and a stick, I'll tear your larynx with my dick Stick a lozenge in, forget we're bombing some terrorists God dammit we're Americans, determinism isn't real Fuck poor people, satire don't have mass appeal Love Guru, goody two-shoes, Mike Myers for hire Scooby Doo dudes, it's Halloween, I'll slash your tires Pacifier, bees in the trapper keeper with a bag of reefer 'Yabba-dabba-doo!' Have Reeses Pieces and a visa Please sir, could I have some more, ET can't afford Eating casserole from the gas and go, edit out the gun lore Heavy handed metaphors, yo Gabba, grab the glory Bask in poor peeps eating Baskin Robbins, watching Maury Real trial, William Hung jury, William Tell me this It's overt, sure, if I died tomorrow, would the world be over? If I died tomorrow, would the world be over... Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree And they grew next to each other And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say "You're crooked. You've always been crooked and you'll continue to be crooked But look at me! Look at me!" said the straight tree He said, "I'm tall and I'm straight" And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around And the manager in charge said, "Cut all the straight trees" And that crooked tree is still there to this day Growing strong and growing strange