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Consider the Fate
by Ian Nichols
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It was a bait and switch we met at a bar and we got hitched
I was lured in like a drunken fish
Young at heart she was full of hips
I go to work at nine she hung my pants on the clothing line
Hung her heart up instead of mine
Said a washer and dryer set would be just fine
I caught your gaze from across the room
Two young and foolish hearts playing the spoons
We shake and bake but we cum to soon so consider the fate
Consider the fate
My stomach hurt
I kept my mouth shut in the protestant church
I greet you kindly in my leisure suite
My entire intentions directed to you
The reception fun
The preacher spoke of a rising sun
Three months exact you could see the stress
This morning sickness on the wedding dress
The shotgun mess did set us free
Two love birds k i s s i n g
You got the scope in line the targets set in place so consider the fate
Consider the fate
Take a step be a friend let us live in the day
Be kind be cordial while you give her away
You say the laundry's dry better sooner than late so consider the fate
Consider the fate
It was a bait and switch we met at a bar and we got hitched
I was lured in like a drunken fish
Young at heart she was full of hips
I go to work at nine she hung my pants on the clothing line
Hung her heart up instead of mine
Said a washer and dryer set would be just fine
I caught your gaze from across the room
Two young and foolish hearts playing the spoons
We shake and bake but we cum to soon so consider the fate
Consider the fate
My stomach hurt
I kept my mouth shut in the protestant church
I greet you kindly in my leisure suite
My entire intentions directed to you
The reception fun
The preacher spoke of a rising sun
Three months exact you could see the stress
This morning sickness on the wedding dress
The shotgun mess did set us free
Two love birds k i s s i n g
You got the scope in line the targets set in place so consider the fate
Consider the fate
Take a step be a friend let us live in the day
Be kind be cordial while you give her away
You say the laundry's dry better sooner than late so consider the fate
Consider the fate