Song parody of
Calgary, Alberta
by Magda Baker
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If you're looking for a nice place to spend the winter
Don't come here
Cause it's cold and gray and the ice is always in my way
As I run for a bus that barely runs
Cause the transit system sucks
And I'm late to everything
So don't even count on me showing up to this gig
If you're running out of smokes downtown and you need more
No worries cause there's a store that's always open
Down on 8th street and 7th avenue
So if you indulge in crack or in meth or anything like that
My suggestion is that crack macs is the perfect place for you
Oh Calgary, Alberta
How I hate you
Every moment I spend in this town
Is a moment I spend feeling down
Oh Calgary, Alberta
Who hurt you
This place makes me need a holiday
I'm sorry to say but I'm going away
Welcome to the town
Where our high schools are full of burnouts
Where the winter kills the not-so-rich
And the summer smells just like horse shit
Oh Calgary, Alberta
How I hate you
Every moment I spend in this town
Is a moment I spend feeling down
Oh Calgary, Alberta
Who hurt you?
This place makes me need a holiday
I'm sorry to say but I'm going away
I'm going away
I'm going away
So if you find yourself in Calgary in the snow
My suggestion to you
Is to move away
To Toronto
If you're looking for a nice place to spend the winter
Don't come here
Cause it's cold and gray and the ice is always in my way
As I run for a bus that barely runs
Cause the transit system sucks
And I'm late to everything
So don't even count on me showing up to this gig
If you're running out of smokes downtown and you need more
No worries cause there's a store that's always open
Down on 8th street and 7th avenue
So if you indulge in crack or in meth or anything like that
My suggestion is that crack macs is the perfect place for you
Oh Calgary, Alberta
How I hate you
Every moment I spend in this town
Is a moment I spend feeling down
Oh Calgary, Alberta
Who hurt you
This place makes me need a holiday
I'm sorry to say but I'm going away
Welcome to the town
Where our high schools are full of burnouts
Where the winter kills the not-so-rich
And the summer smells just like horse shit
Oh Calgary, Alberta
How I hate you
Every moment I spend in this town
Is a moment I spend feeling down
Oh Calgary, Alberta
Who hurt you?
This place makes me need a holiday
I'm sorry to say but I'm going away
I'm going away
I'm going away
So if you find yourself in Calgary in the snow
My suggestion to you
Is to move away
To Toronto
