Socializer

Oh my god, did you see Jason's page He's got like nine billion followers How's that even possible Oh one two three Counting up the friends I need Oh one two three Say hello do you know me Hi Jason Oh one two three Counting up the friends I need Uh oh one two three Say hello do you know me Here's a list Of things you should know about Jason That's me Number one I graduated I'm infatuated With the sexiest woman alive It's almost like she's not my wife but She is I promise It's on my status ok I gotta collect em all Put on a smile You social idol You friendophile Hearts and likes hooray It's getting tribal It's going viral You socializer It's how they get through another day Oh one two three Counting up the friends I need Uh oh one two three Say hello do you know me Exaggerated I'm elevated To a higher level of human existence And I didn't need you to get me there Cause I'm friendly I got a Bentley Excuse me Here we go on the quest To get all the friends of Earth That I know best I love you Jason Put on a smile You social idol You friendophile Hearts and likes hooray It's getting tribal It's going viral You socializer It's how they get through another day But honestly I I guess I feel bad for Jason But screw him you know Like He's got three real friends I guess that's something right Right Oh my god Jason I wish I knew you I wish I was you Whatever Put on a smile You social idol You friendophile Can we really believe what you say You think you're vital You're in denial You socializer It's how they get through another day Oh my god I can't believe it He deleted me And like it ruined my life you know It ruined my life Screw you Jason