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Bring Your Bitchass To Work Day
by Pyrophoria
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Fuck this job man
If there's a will there should be a can
But my can is trash and I get in the van
My can is spray these walls its span
My can is full of worms at hand
In another life I ran
I did the cancan deadpan
To enter sandman or roxanne
Or something somehow worse than
Said fuck you all especially Marianne
Hijacked a police van
Drove back to Dixie land
Stone Mountain on brand
Drove over the klu klux klan
Moved in with my gran
And started a rock and roll band
Except I rapped over broadband
They don't understand
This is not what Uncle Sam
Propagandize ma'am
Yeah I'm not with the program
Cause god damn
I just cannot stand
The way they cram
Paper into the paper jam
It's not empty Pam
Pretty clear on the diagram
I'd rather be sitting in a traffic jam
That's in a few hours when i scram
Looks like it's bring your bitch ass to work day
I wake up and say
Fuck that shit okay
Pay, I need the pay
I'd get it straight but I'm gay
Bring your bitch ass to work is my least favorite day
This phone going into the trash
If there's a will there's a way to smash
Don't ask me anymore balderdash
I absolutely mash
Every button to watch everything crash
Www. Get fucked backslash
I'm going to play some Clash
Fight the law after getting cash
Go out with a guitar smash
Talk overrated, talk Slash
Also my first album Ash
Boring yet it caused a splash
I don't feel like singing for a heat rash
For scorched rappers from my hot flash
Coworker clacking didn't bat an eyelash
Looks like it's bring your bitch ass to work day
I wake up and say
Fuck that shit okay
Pay, I need the pay
I'd get it straight but I'm gay
Bring your bitch ass to work is my least favorite day
I left at 1 pm what they gonna do
Notice I'm gone I think the fuck not boo
I've just been on paint trying to make it through
Vaping in the bathroom kills time too
Smoking kills I been knew
Don't do drugs kids if you college appeals to you
You get to learn nothing important and get a paper too
Then there's the scary part with the interview
You're grown when you're doing what you never wanted to
You lose your shine; you lose your hue
Your friend who sells weed wakes up at 2 Watches tv and when he's bored he's through
Don't do drugs kids, get a tattoo
Don't turn boring like workmates who
Listen to foo fighters and seem to sniff glue
I should have done music but what can I do
Everyone hates their job, sabotage is how you get through
Looks like it's bring your bitch ass to work day
I wake up and say
Fuck that shit okay
Pay, I need the pay
I'd get it straight but I'm gay
Bring your bitch ass to work is my least favorite day
Fuck this job man
If there's a will there should be a can
But my can is trash and I get in the van
My can is spray these walls its span
My can is full of worms at hand
In another life I ran
I did the cancan deadpan
To enter sandman or roxanne
Or something somehow worse than
Said fuck you all especially Marianne
Hijacked a police van
Drove back to Dixie land
Stone Mountain on brand
Drove over the klu klux klan
Moved in with my gran
And started a rock and roll band
Except I rapped over broadband
They don't understand
This is not what Uncle Sam
Propagandize ma'am
Yeah I'm not with the program
Cause god damn
I just cannot stand
The way they cram
Paper into the paper jam
It's not empty Pam
Pretty clear on the diagram
I'd rather be sitting in a traffic jam
That's in a few hours when i scram
Looks like it's bring your bitch ass to work day
I wake up and say
Fuck that shit okay
Pay, I need the pay
I'd get it straight but I'm gay
Bring your bitch ass to work is my least favorite day
This phone going into the trash
If there's a will there's a way to smash
Don't ask me anymore balderdash
I absolutely mash
Every button to watch everything crash
Www. Get fucked backslash
I'm going to play some Clash
Fight the law after getting cash
Go out with a guitar smash
Talk overrated, talk Slash
Also my first album Ash
Boring yet it caused a splash
I don't feel like singing for a heat rash
For scorched rappers from my hot flash
Coworker clacking didn't bat an eyelash
Looks like it's bring your bitch ass to work day
I wake up and say
Fuck that shit okay
Pay, I need the pay
I'd get it straight but I'm gay
Bring your bitch ass to work is my least favorite day
I left at 1 pm what they gonna do
Notice I'm gone I think the fuck not boo
I've just been on paint trying to make it through
Vaping in the bathroom kills time too
Smoking kills I been knew
Don't do drugs kids if you college appeals to you
You get to learn nothing important and get a paper too
Then there's the scary part with the interview
You're grown when you're doing what you never wanted to
You lose your shine; you lose your hue
Your friend who sells weed wakes up at 2 Watches tv and when he's bored he's through
Don't do drugs kids, get a tattoo
Don't turn boring like workmates who
Listen to foo fighters and seem to sniff glue
I should have done music but what can I do
Everyone hates their job, sabotage is how you get through
Looks like it's bring your bitch ass to work day
I wake up and say
Fuck that shit okay
Pay, I need the pay
I'd get it straight but I'm gay
Bring your bitch ass to work is my least favorite day