Song parody of
Jingle Bells Piano Rollick
by Wm. Josepf Cardwell
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#INSTRUMENTAL
HIS STORY -
Dashing thru the snow
In a sleigh with faulty brakes
O'er virgin fields we blow
With bravado all-the-way
Body and foot bells ring-a-ling
Waxing rump bells bright
What fun to bounce and sing-a-ling
To bewildered balls with clappers inside
O Jingle Bells! Jingle All-the-Way!
O what Fortune awaits our stride! On a run-away holiday joy ride!
Dashing thru the vestal snow
Across a white wilderness field
O'er a flurry of furrows we blow
Our bouncing tops and bottoms thrilled
Shaft Bells tickle-ling
Rump Bells tingle-ling
How fun to bounce and sing-a-ling
In Wonderland in pure delight
O Jingle Bells! Jingle All-the-Way!
O what fun it is to ride in a runaway holiday sleigh!
Dashing thru raw virgin snow
Riding with a whip and miss fanny bright
Entranced horses have no command for whoa
As I bounce with miss fanny in frictionless flight
Body, neck and hip bells ring my pole chime
Making shaft bells spiritually bright
What fun it is to bounce and sing
Whipping a bright fanny to chaste cherry delight
O Jingle Bells! Jingle All-the-Way!
O what fun 'tis to ride exploring life joy's all-the-day!
Our dashing horses have broken away
A wild stampede into sexual free ways
Miss fanny bright entangled in laughs and play
Rubbing our tum-tums to keep cold away
Undulating down to a slow glow
As happy as yum-yum
O'er the sinuous hills we roll
Entangled all-the-way
O Jingle Bells! Jingle Joy All-the-Way!
O what fun 'tis to glide back home in fun loving play!
Coming to a slow still
Both Miss Fanny and I rolling about
We chuckle in joy for our Free Will dismount
Shiver home in Thrilling Account
Dashing in Spirits more wizened
I swagger All-the-Way
Inspired, inspirited and enlivened
I still wonder who owns those horses, anyway?
O Jingle Bells! Jingle Joy All-the-Way!
O what adventure awaits our lives on holiday every day!
#INSTRUMENTAL
HER STORY -
Dashing thru the snow
In a sleigh with faulty brakes
O'er virgin fields we blow
With bravado all-the-way
Body and foot bells ring-a-ling
Making rump bells glowing bright
What fun 'tis to bounce and sing-a-ling
With a stranger in a sleigh taking me for a ride
O Jingle Bells! Jingle All-the-Way!
O what Fortune awaits our stride! On holiday in a runaway ride!
Dashing thru the vestal snow
Across a white wilderness field
O'er a flurry of furrows we bounce
While our rumps yield to sexual guild
Shaft bells and butt gongs ring-a-ling
Making rump bells spiritually brighter
What fun to bounce and sing-a-ling
In Wonderland riding a nameless pure delight
O Jingle Bells! Jingle Me All-the-Way!
O what fun 'tis to be ridden in a runaway Holiday Sleigh!
Dashing thru raw virgin snow
With a bright fanny glow
Entranced horses have no command for whoa
The stranger and I bounce as one in frictionless flight
My body, neck and hip bells polish his pole chime
Making shaft bells weep in joyous delight
What fun to bounce and sing-a-ling
My bright fanny in chaste cherry delight
O Jingle Bells! Jingle All-the-Way!
O what fun 'tis to explore life joys every-day!
Our dashing horses have broken away
Making for pastures of sexual freedom
My fanny brighter, I slide the Stranger astray
Enchanted in laughs and leeways
Undulating down to slow glow
Tum-tums flowing in Yum-yum
O'er the sinuous course we roll
Enchanted All-the-Way
O Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells! Jingle All-the-Way!
O what fun 'tis to glide back home in fun loving play!
#INSTRUMENTAL
HIS STORY -
Dashing thru the snow
In a sleigh with faulty brakes
O'er virgin fields we blow
With bravado all-the-way
Body and foot bells ring-a-ling
Waxing rump bells bright
What fun to bounce and sing-a-ling
To bewildered balls with clappers inside
O Jingle Bells! Jingle All-the-Way!
O what Fortune awaits our stride! On a run-away holiday joy ride!
Dashing thru the vestal snow
Across a white wilderness field
O'er a flurry of furrows we blow
Our bouncing tops and bottoms thrilled
Shaft Bells tickle-ling
Rump Bells tingle-ling
How fun to bounce and sing-a-ling
In Wonderland in pure delight
O Jingle Bells! Jingle All-the-Way!
O what fun it is to ride in a runaway holiday sleigh!
Dashing thru raw virgin snow
Riding with a whip and miss fanny bright
Entranced horses have no command for whoa
As I bounce with miss fanny in frictionless flight
Body, neck and hip bells ring my pole chime
Making shaft bells spiritually bright
What fun it is to bounce and sing
Whipping a bright fanny to chaste cherry delight
O Jingle Bells! Jingle All-the-Way!
O what fun 'tis to ride exploring life joy's all-the-day!
Our dashing horses have broken away
A wild stampede into sexual free ways
Miss fanny bright entangled in laughs and play
Rubbing our tum-tums to keep cold away
Undulating down to a slow glow
As happy as yum-yum
O'er the sinuous hills we roll
Entangled all-the-way
O Jingle Bells! Jingle Joy All-the-Way!
O what fun 'tis to glide back home in fun loving play!
Coming to a slow still
Both Miss Fanny and I rolling about
We chuckle in joy for our Free Will dismount
Shiver home in Thrilling Account
Dashing in Spirits more wizened
I swagger All-the-Way
Inspired, inspirited and enlivened
I still wonder who owns those horses, anyway?
O Jingle Bells! Jingle Joy All-the-Way!
O what adventure awaits our lives on holiday every day!
#INSTRUMENTAL
HER STORY -
Dashing thru the snow
In a sleigh with faulty brakes
O'er virgin fields we blow
With bravado all-the-way
Body and foot bells ring-a-ling
Making rump bells glowing bright
What fun 'tis to bounce and sing-a-ling
With a stranger in a sleigh taking me for a ride
O Jingle Bells! Jingle All-the-Way!
O what Fortune awaits our stride! On holiday in a runaway ride!
Dashing thru the vestal snow
Across a white wilderness field
O'er a flurry of furrows we bounce
While our rumps yield to sexual guild
Shaft bells and butt gongs ring-a-ling
Making rump bells spiritually brighter
What fun to bounce and sing-a-ling
In Wonderland riding a nameless pure delight
O Jingle Bells! Jingle Me All-the-Way!
O what fun 'tis to be ridden in a runaway Holiday Sleigh!
Dashing thru raw virgin snow
With a bright fanny glow
Entranced horses have no command for whoa
The stranger and I bounce as one in frictionless flight
My body, neck and hip bells polish his pole chime
Making shaft bells weep in joyous delight
What fun to bounce and sing-a-ling
My bright fanny in chaste cherry delight
O Jingle Bells! Jingle All-the-Way!
O what fun 'tis to explore life joys every-day!
Our dashing horses have broken away
Making for pastures of sexual freedom
My fanny brighter, I slide the Stranger astray
Enchanted in laughs and leeways
Undulating down to slow glow
Tum-tums flowing in Yum-yum
O'er the sinuous course we roll
Enchanted All-the-Way
O Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells! Jingle All-the-Way!
O what fun 'tis to glide back home in fun loving play!