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Bong Rips

by Slick J

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Wake up in the morning smoke a joint and eat some pancakes I know I'm my daddy's son the way I change the landscape Still feel like the best and I don't even got a fan base Said they want some smoke So ima blow it in they damn face Wasn't working 9 to 5 Was working 5 to 1 Sweating working grinding with the hot fucking son Is what yo mom is doing she ain't stopping till she done Y'all Watch me do this shit for real and y'all can do this shit for fun Y'all ain't really going through it you just fronting for the gram You ain't really gonna shoot it you just stunting for the cam I'm a wolf amongst sheep This the silence of the lambs I done went up shits creek With no paddle just my hands Marble Machiatto can't forget the mocha drizzle Write my lyrics with a chisel Rhymes so hot that they can sizzle And I'm strictly smoking gas Won't catch me fucking with no Thizzle End up on the magic school bus and be fucking on Ms. Frizzle Most of y'all be faking man just go ahead and tell the truth I'm letting it all out While I'm smoking out the booth I'm swinging for the moon man I'm feeling like I'm Ruth I got her in my room hitting high notes like Charlie Puth And I'm back in the booth Which means I'm back to slaying beats She asked me if I could bring the meat to her like Uber eats Having dreams of riding in a blue whip with Goober seats Having visions of kissing and hugging milfs at cougar meets They always gonna hate man that's never gon change Whether I'm riding with their girl in a Nissan or in a Range Look I'm never looking strange her guts can get rearranged And she said she had a man but numbers what we exchanged Stole so many girls that's why it's hard for me to trust (Come here) Ex girl used to me ask why I always want to bust (You look good) And to think I used to call it love and not lust Man I'm out here chasing bread I ain't fucking with no crust I'm laughing cause I'm high but my smoke is no joke If you take a good toke then your guaranteed to choke Tryna live life like wolf of Wall Street without the coke Get balls my licked on a boat Margot Robbie give me throat (I love you Margot) Thinking about what I should drop when I come back in the game Got to be careful how I move cause everybody chasing fame (I see you) And I know we both human but we definitely not the same (Fuck no) Can't even call y'all competition man you all get put to shame (Facts) Anybody can be the man with a gun up in they hand (Put that shit down) Soon as shit hits the fan they gon go and take the stand Pointing them fingers and moving hands and now they breaking up the band (Damn) So watch when you shake they hand and listen to what they say Look em in their eyes and you gon figure out they next play Me I've been out looking for my next pay Tryna stay out the way moving without delay (You need people like me) I'm not a gangster or a killer bro just let me say that All about my respect and skrilla though so where the pay at Seen them talking tough with Twitter polls but where is they at (Where they at) Where the fuck is y'all at Pussy talking behind my back well you don't like me then just say that (Just say it) I'm up at 5 am while you motherfuckers lay back (I'm up early) Don't owe nobody nothing so when you get something that's the fucking payback Always had something to say since way back Bong Rips Got me coughing and spitting (They got me coughing and spitting bitch) Bong Rips Got me coughing and spitting (Damn, and you know this shits hitting) Bong Rips Got me coughing and spitting (I was born to be great, it was written) Bong Rips Got me coughing and spitting (I just hop in the booth and then I get to spitting) Bong Rips Got me coughing and spitting Gato said can't spit no shit unless it's written A lot been going on but damn this weed is hitting Put my pain in a song my loved ones I ain't forgetting I've been in the rain real long yeah I got to keep on getting it Oh yeah, I got to keep on getting it Yo girl all in the bed it ain't no way that I'm gon shit in it I'm not gon shit in it I ain't shitting the bed (The fuck you thought) Bitch giving me head We be chasing this bread (Yeah we need that) We ain't popping no meds Popping no meds But we chasing them feds Yeah we chasing them feds

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