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Hot Coitus
by Solmoney
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Look
Bitch I'm a literal lyrical genius
Somethin' somethin' somethin' somethin' somethin' penis
Five somethin's and a penis make a fetus
If each somethin' is a fifth of hot coitus
That fetus has a chance to grow and lead us
This voter is a fan of growin' leaders
But only when that leader's in agreement
With the notion that the truth is how we see it
All people who dissent are lousy demons
Come sheeple and repent, we're proudly theists
We'll save you from the wrath of evil spirits
Who suffer from a lack of real credence
Just let me live my life and write my lyrics
Stop showin' me the light when I can see it
I'm seekin' to be kind, help those who need it
And if we think alike, we're both believers
See, even if you're right to worship Jesus
My thinkin' is if I commit to bein'
A truly generous and carin' human being
It shouldn't matter who or what I may believe in
There's beauty in the thought of religious freedom
But truly it is lost when all we see is
More human separation, less between the
Almighty holy Church and U.S. regions
How is it that we're meant to pledge allegiance
To a flag mostly servin' white elitists?
True allegiance is the willingness to concede this:
This "land of the free" is not succeedin'
If your child is just barely gettin' D's in
All his classes but you're skippin' the parent meetings
And insistin' that a change is never needed
You would be a shitty parent—you agree, yes?
As a parent it's your duty to intervene when
You perceive that your child is quite in need and
If you fail to, your duty is not completed
Quit starin' at the wound and just stop the bleedin'
Same goes for this country we live and breathe in
We fail as a people if we don't treat it
We're seein' quite a few malignant lesions
But some deny this truth or fight its meaning
Most workers in this country should be reelin'
The top 1% of earners rule the league and
They make twenty times the bottom 90 cretins
And stay tellin' lies to keep you folks defeated
Like this system gives us fair and equal treatment
But your labor's just a cog in their machine and
You pay taxes on your measly sum of green when
Their rich asses tax evade with ugly schemin'
They'll hit ya with that silly little American Dream shit
But economic mobility here's egregious
Slave away, save your pennies and do your readin'
But you will never hold a candle to corporate greed and
Climb the hierarchies, do all the people pleasin'
You'll still probably be workin' the holiday season
Years pass and the cycle will keep repeatin'
Don't crash! You got family needin' feedin'
All the while at the top's a billionaire cheesin'
High on Twitter, snortin' rocks and bein' polemic
Suckin' money out like blood, you're feelin' anemic
You're fatigued without a sum of papery green, man
"Why should they increase your wages? There isn't a reason"
"You've consented to your pay—it can't always increase, man"
Even though your boss's balance is always increasin'
Even though inflation's crushin' your wages to pieces
I ain't sayin' start a war or resort to treason
You would crumble at the core, you just can't defeat 'em
The pen's stronger than the sword, not AMPVs and
No infightin' little force can fight a legion
What defenses would you have when their drones are speedin'?
"Ooh I remember this amendment from history and
It defends my right to fight against tyranny, and
Certainly my guns would thrive against F-16s, man"
Fuckin' idiots, you're drownin', lost at sea and
We couldn't save ya with the world's largest beacon
I really think I got more brains in my own semen
Than those dimwits in the states with most inbreedin'
But those imbeciles, you know, just don't exceed us
Vote! Show up at the polls, I'm beggin', pleadin'
Our country's been a show with shitty seasons
But just maybe we can hope to end this streak and
I don't know if we're doomed to see secedin'
I don't know if it's true we should be leavin'
I don't know if my copin' changes feelings
I just flow in the hopes that someone hears me
Look
Bitch I'm a literal lyrical genius
Somethin' somethin' somethin' somethin' somethin' penis
Five somethin's and a penis make a fetus
If each somethin' is a fifth of hot coitus
That fetus has a chance to grow and lead us
This voter is a fan of growin' leaders
But only when that leader's in agreement
With the notion that the truth is how we see it
All people who dissent are lousy demons
Come sheeple and repent, we're proudly theists
We'll save you from the wrath of evil spirits
Who suffer from a lack of real credence
Just let me live my life and write my lyrics
Stop showin' me the light when I can see it
I'm seekin' to be kind, help those who need it
And if we think alike, we're both believers
See, even if you're right to worship Jesus
My thinkin' is if I commit to bein'
A truly generous and carin' human being
It shouldn't matter who or what I may believe in
There's beauty in the thought of religious freedom
But truly it is lost when all we see is
More human separation, less between the
Almighty holy Church and U.S. regions
How is it that we're meant to pledge allegiance
To a flag mostly servin' white elitists?
True allegiance is the willingness to concede this:
This "land of the free" is not succeedin'
If your child is just barely gettin' D's in
All his classes but you're skippin' the parent meetings
And insistin' that a change is never needed
You would be a shitty parent—you agree, yes?
As a parent it's your duty to intervene when
You perceive that your child is quite in need and
If you fail to, your duty is not completed
Quit starin' at the wound and just stop the bleedin'
Same goes for this country we live and breathe in
We fail as a people if we don't treat it
We're seein' quite a few malignant lesions
But some deny this truth or fight its meaning
Most workers in this country should be reelin'
The top 1% of earners rule the league and
They make twenty times the bottom 90 cretins
And stay tellin' lies to keep you folks defeated
Like this system gives us fair and equal treatment
But your labor's just a cog in their machine and
You pay taxes on your measly sum of green when
Their rich asses tax evade with ugly schemin'
They'll hit ya with that silly little American Dream shit
But economic mobility here's egregious
Slave away, save your pennies and do your readin'
But you will never hold a candle to corporate greed and
Climb the hierarchies, do all the people pleasin'
You'll still probably be workin' the holiday season
Years pass and the cycle will keep repeatin'
Don't crash! You got family needin' feedin'
All the while at the top's a billionaire cheesin'
High on Twitter, snortin' rocks and bein' polemic
Suckin' money out like blood, you're feelin' anemic
You're fatigued without a sum of papery green, man
"Why should they increase your wages? There isn't a reason"
"You've consented to your pay—it can't always increase, man"
Even though your boss's balance is always increasin'
Even though inflation's crushin' your wages to pieces
I ain't sayin' start a war or resort to treason
You would crumble at the core, you just can't defeat 'em
The pen's stronger than the sword, not AMPVs and
No infightin' little force can fight a legion
What defenses would you have when their drones are speedin'?
"Ooh I remember this amendment from history and
It defends my right to fight against tyranny, and
Certainly my guns would thrive against F-16s, man"
Fuckin' idiots, you're drownin', lost at sea and
We couldn't save ya with the world's largest beacon
I really think I got more brains in my own semen
Than those dimwits in the states with most inbreedin'
But those imbeciles, you know, just don't exceed us
Vote! Show up at the polls, I'm beggin', pleadin'
Our country's been a show with shitty seasons
But just maybe we can hope to end this streak and
I don't know if we're doomed to see secedin'
I don't know if it's true we should be leavin'
I don't know if my copin' changes feelings
I just flow in the hopes that someone hears me
