Song parody of
Mission to Mars
by Whiskey Myers
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Well, there's acid rain falling
And it's killing up all my bean fields
It's got me contemplating revelation
Speaking on the seven seals
Life down here's getting pretty hard
Think it's time I start my own damn mission to Mars
'Cause these rich folks
Talking about going into outer space (outer space, outer space)
But a poor man like me won't have enough dough
To ever leave this place (gonna leave this place)
So as I look up at the stars
Think it's time to start my own damn mission to Mars
And I'll be riding on a comet, I'm anti-gravity (anti-gravity)
That ol' man in the moon
You know he ain't got nothing on me (ain't got nothing on me)
So I shoot him the bird as I fly by
There ain't no such thing as being too high
And out here in the woods is a damn fine place to start
I'm the captain of this rocket ship, I'm on my own mission to Mars
I'll be cruising through space like a modern day Han Solo (one leaded proof)
I'll be the only one there in a Stetson hat and a bolo (he ain't got the boots)
I got some hydroponic and Cuban cigars
Think it's time I start my own damn mission to Mars
And I'll be riding on a comet, I'm anti-gravity (anti-gravity)
That ol' man in the moon
You know he ain't got nothing on me (ain't got nothing on me)
So I shoot him the bird as I fly by
There ain't no such thing as being too high
And out here in the woods is a damn fine place to start
I'm the captain of this rocket ship, I'm on my own mission to Mars
I'll be pouring 'em tall and burning 'em down
I won't have to go anywhere for my boots to leave the ground (won't leave the ground)
No rocket fuel or flying cars
Think it's time I start my own damn mission to Mars
And all I'll need is a little spark
Think it's time I start my own damn mission to Mars
Well, there's acid rain falling
And it's killing up all my bean fields
It's got me contemplating revelation
Speaking on the seven seals
Life down here's getting pretty hard
Think it's time I start my own damn mission to Mars
'Cause these rich folks
Talking about going into outer space (outer space, outer space)
But a poor man like me won't have enough dough
To ever leave this place (gonna leave this place)
So as I look up at the stars
Think it's time to start my own damn mission to Mars
And I'll be riding on a comet, I'm anti-gravity (anti-gravity)
That ol' man in the moon
You know he ain't got nothing on me (ain't got nothing on me)
So I shoot him the bird as I fly by
There ain't no such thing as being too high
And out here in the woods is a damn fine place to start
I'm the captain of this rocket ship, I'm on my own mission to Mars
I'll be cruising through space like a modern day Han Solo (one leaded proof)
I'll be the only one there in a Stetson hat and a bolo (he ain't got the boots)
I got some hydroponic and Cuban cigars
Think it's time I start my own damn mission to Mars
And I'll be riding on a comet, I'm anti-gravity (anti-gravity)
That ol' man in the moon
You know he ain't got nothing on me (ain't got nothing on me)
So I shoot him the bird as I fly by
There ain't no such thing as being too high
And out here in the woods is a damn fine place to start
I'm the captain of this rocket ship, I'm on my own mission to Mars
I'll be pouring 'em tall and burning 'em down
I won't have to go anywhere for my boots to leave the ground (won't leave the ground)
No rocket fuel or flying cars
Think it's time I start my own damn mission to Mars
And all I'll need is a little spark
Think it's time I start my own damn mission to Mars
