Friends in Low Places

Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots And ruined your black tie affair, yeah The last one to know The last one to show I was the last one you thought you'd see there And I saw the surprise And the fear in his eyes When I took his glass of champagne And I toasted you Said, "Honey, we may be through But you'll never hear me complain" 'Cause I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away, ha, ha, ha, ha And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis Oh, I've got friends in low places Well, I guess I was wrong I just don't belong But then, I've been there before Everything's alright I'll just say goodnight And I'll show myself to the door Hey, I didn't mean To cause a big scene Just give me an hour and then Well, I'll be as high as that ivory tower That you're livin' in 'Cause I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis Oh, I've got friends in low places Everybody! I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis Oh, I've got friends in low places What? You guys Already know what's comin', don't ya? And you know what? You're right You're exactly right What would a Garth live album be Without the live version of Friends in Low Places? Because it's only here, where you can find that mysterious third verse That goes on the end of that song But, does anybody know the words of that verse? That's what I wanna know Well, in that case, I think The friends in low places should sing that third verse This oughta be good Alright, here we go Well, I guess I was wrong I just don't belong But then, I've been there before Everything's alright I'll just say goodnight And I'll show myself to the door Hey, I didn't mean To cause a big scene Just wait 'til I finish this glass And sweet little lady I'll head back to the bar Give it to me! And you can kiss my ass! 'Cause I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away, yeah And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis Oh, I've got friends in low places Now it's all you guys! I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away, yeah And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis Oh, I've got friends in low places Yeah! Oh, I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis Oh, I've got friends in low places 'Cause Honey, I've got friends in low places