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Two Guns
by Kielen King
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Just collected my reward for the bounty, counting
Enough here to get the engine done
But then I laid eyes on the one
An introduction
She's from planet 5, moon 1
1st thing that comes to mind
Close encounter of the 7th kind
Already 5 drinks in
In the middle of a warp drive discussion
We love the same shield generator
Another call to the waiter
I woke up, ran to the docking bay
And felt the pain as she turned away
I had two guns
But then she fired on me
I reached, but she had beat me
I had two guns
But now I'm stuck in the bay
My transport's moving away
Woke up... in medical
But I remembered all
The weapons... and the cash
I lost it all
This nurse
Is giving me that look
And with a smirk, she read me like an open book
She said
Everybody on the station knows
Never drink with Thorellian hoes
I had two guns
but then she fired on me
I reached, but she had beat me
I had two guns
but now I'm stuck in the bay
My transport's moving away
(Then she said)
I have... a brand new runner
I had... two launchers installed
And a new lead gunner
But, I don't give rides for free
I realized the new lead gunner was me
Oooh Wee... she's looking very good in that dress
And I bet she can help get me out of this mess
Aye, Aye captain... I'm reporting for duty
Off we go to collect my booty
I had two guns
But then she fired on me
I reached, but she had beat me
I had two guns
But now I'm stuck in the bay
My transport's moving away
I had two guns
But then she fired on me
I reached, but she had beat me
I had two guns
But now I'm stuck in the bay
My transport's moving away
Just collected my reward for the bounty, counting
Enough here to get the engine done
But then I laid eyes on the one
An introduction
She's from planet 5, moon 1
1st thing that comes to mind
Close encounter of the 7th kind
Already 5 drinks in
In the middle of a warp drive discussion
We love the same shield generator
Another call to the waiter
I woke up, ran to the docking bay
And felt the pain as she turned away
I had two guns
But then she fired on me
I reached, but she had beat me
I had two guns
But now I'm stuck in the bay
My transport's moving away
Woke up... in medical
But I remembered all
The weapons... and the cash
I lost it all
This nurse
Is giving me that look
And with a smirk, she read me like an open book
She said
Everybody on the station knows
Never drink with Thorellian hoes
I had two guns
but then she fired on me
I reached, but she had beat me
I had two guns
but now I'm stuck in the bay
My transport's moving away
(Then she said)
I have... a brand new runner
I had... two launchers installed
And a new lead gunner
But, I don't give rides for free
I realized the new lead gunner was me
Oooh Wee... she's looking very good in that dress
And I bet she can help get me out of this mess
Aye, Aye captain... I'm reporting for duty
Off we go to collect my booty
I had two guns
But then she fired on me
I reached, but she had beat me
I had two guns
But now I'm stuck in the bay
My transport's moving away
I had two guns
But then she fired on me
I reached, but she had beat me
I had two guns
But now I'm stuck in the bay
My transport's moving away
