The Humpty Dance

(Oh, oh, do me, baby) (Oh, oh, do me, baby) All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin The image and the style that ya used to I look funny, but, yo, I'm makin' money, see So, yo, world I hope you're ready for me Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in town And my sound's laid down by the Underground I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf So just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee And all the rappers in the top ten Please allow me to bump thee I'm steppin' tall, y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack But sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice Uh, yo fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I'm crazy Allow me to amaze thee They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants And I even got my own dance The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump (Oh, do me, baby) come on, uh Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump (Oh, oh, do me, baby) check me out y'all Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump (Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) yeah Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?) Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) Come on, do the Humpty Hump, ha, do the Humpty Hump People say, "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me But ya can't get near me I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, be All the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere 'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid I'll use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'em in the biscuits" Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance And now I'm gonna do my dance The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump (Oh, do me, baby) come on, yeah, sexy lady Do the Humpty Hump, come on, uh, do the Humpty Hump (Oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy baby, everybody Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (come on and do the Humpty Hump) (Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) uh Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?) Do the Humpty Hump (we doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) Uh, do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all Let a little of that bass groove right here A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo Oh, yeah Now that I told y'all a little bit about myself Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance It's real easy to do, check it out First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy, whack, funky People say, "You look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty" That's all right 'cause my body's in motion It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name No two people will do it the same You got it down when you appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin' Jig around, shakin' ya rump And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump (Oh, do me, baby) everybody, uh Do the Humpty Hump, come on, do the Humpty Hump (Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy lady Do the Humpty Hump (uh), do the Humpty Hump (Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?) Do the Humpty Hump (we're doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) Uh, watch me do the Humpty Hump, uh, do the Humpty Hump Check it out (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) Black people Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) Come on, white people Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) Puerto Ricans Do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump (do the, do the Humpty Hump) (Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) Samoans Do the Humpty Hump, do the, do the Humpty Hump Oh, yeah Let's get stupid (Gimme me the music) uh Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (Gimme me, gimme me the music) Everybody do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Uh, gi-gimme me the music Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump (Gimme me, gimme me the music) Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?) Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump) Oh, yeah, gon' and break it down (oh, oh, do me, baby) Uh, uh Yeah, yeah, sexy lady (oh, oh, do me, baby) Once again, the Underground is in the house I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance And to the ladies Peace and humptiness forever (Oh, do me, baby) (Oh, oh, do me, baby) (Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) (Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)