Song parody of
Down Whiskey River (feat. Billy Beck)
by Jo. Grange-Seaver
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Ain't much left of who he used to be
Starts drinkin' after his six to three
Drinks divorce and bad decisions
Since she made that first incision
'Bout a year ago
Now he just goes and
Takes a cruise
Down Whiskey river
He could but can't forgive her
Grabbed his ticket called a cab
Sold his truck to pay the tab
Playin' cards on a cruise
Down Whiskey River
Ain't much left of life he used to know
Strange to think of life five years ago
Drank revenge then switched to sorrow
When he stopped seeing tomorrow
As another chance
Now life's a dance
On a cruise
Down Whiskey River
He could but can't forgive her
Grabbed his ticket called a cab
Sold his house to pay the tab
Playin' cards on a cruise
Down Whiskey River
Ain't much left of life but memories
When you crawl into a bottle
Chin up raise an empty glass
Means time to hit the throttle and
Take a cruise
Down Whiskey River
He could but can't forgive her
Grabbed his ticket called a cab
Sold his life to pay the tab
Playin' cards on a cruise
Down Whiskey River
Take a cruise down whiskey river
He could but can't forgive her
Grabbed his ticket called a cab
Sold his soul to pay the tab
Playin' cards on a cruise
Down Whiskey River
Ain't much left of who he used to be
Starts drinkin' after his six to three
Drinks divorce and bad decisions
Since she made that first incision
'Bout a year ago
Now he just goes and
Takes a cruise
Down Whiskey river
He could but can't forgive her
Grabbed his ticket called a cab
Sold his truck to pay the tab
Playin' cards on a cruise
Down Whiskey River
Ain't much left of life he used to know
Strange to think of life five years ago
Drank revenge then switched to sorrow
When he stopped seeing tomorrow
As another chance
Now life's a dance
On a cruise
Down Whiskey River
He could but can't forgive her
Grabbed his ticket called a cab
Sold his house to pay the tab
Playin' cards on a cruise
Down Whiskey River
Ain't much left of life but memories
When you crawl into a bottle
Chin up raise an empty glass
Means time to hit the throttle and
Take a cruise
Down Whiskey River
He could but can't forgive her
Grabbed his ticket called a cab
Sold his life to pay the tab
Playin' cards on a cruise
Down Whiskey River
Take a cruise down whiskey river
He could but can't forgive her
Grabbed his ticket called a cab
Sold his soul to pay the tab
Playin' cards on a cruise
Down Whiskey River
