Destroy All Humans

Man I'm a menace, man on a mission The new apprentice, damn competition My shit always hitting, record in the kitchen If you bored, listen, see what you been missing Every rendition dirty like Diana just sitting Sound like fan fiction, my god damn addiction Out on the corner, Pheeny a born performer Still feeling like a foreigner, like why I can't join ya I got this potential, I flow on any instrumental I go on and on, like when Avengers assemble These beats are my temple, I worship elite goats Studied fundamentals, used my blood to take notes You morose motherfuckers and quotes I'm sowing these oats till I'm hoarse in the throat And I'll never stop rapping, that's not gonna happen I ain't gonna stop until everyone's clapping And no I'm not capping, tapping into my inner emcee Murder he wrote, but I'm the FLOAT so they can't murder me First a toke, then a smoke, then I murder this beat No joke, I never choke, the passion never depletes Get me closer, Sid to a toy mini soldier Shifting poachers to unwitting double-kidney donors Brimming over with spoons in case of any gophers I kick it off like a pair of penny loafers Skin a poser primadonna's petty drama Bombing with the competent calm of a benni hana chef Strong enough to stand twice as much, Jean Polnareff All the rest without an unbroken bone in their bodies left Clobber the best in displays of pugilism Hands close to the vest, and that ain't a euphemism Gimme similes, switched flows, more idioms Came to raise stakes like cryptosporidium Did while dispensing gentlemen and women of earth A precipitate urge to riddle 'em, Ritalin-word-spit-up'll Whittle his nerve endings to mush till he's raw skin That's been stripped from its sprawled ligaments With any and all instruments His dwindling mental is shawled insolence It's chilling nonsense, you can pity his bald ignorance Tightly pursed-lipped dude who might merc a Rap addict: every verse a vice and vice versa