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Jesus Christ (Herbalife) | [HY] + [RUHM] | This Is A Rock Album
by Hiram Torres
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Pray to me
Lighter flick (Yeah)
Hits pipe
Laughs (Yeah)
Nah, that shit corny (Yeah)
If you've seen what I've seen you would close your eyes (Yeah)
Lookin' in the mirror all I see is Jesus christ (Yeah)
I be in the heavens off gelato, no ice (Okay)
Just to get like me you gon' have to pay the price (Sheesh)
This is the experience of evolution (Evolution)
Imma keep spinnin' like thirty-three revolution (Revolution)
Imma, Imma, Imma do what I gotta do for me only (Auw)
Kill or be killed is the way don't be phony (Auw)
I just took some shrooms then I took yo' bitches shoes off (Sheesh)
Fucked her on the mirror then I fucked her on the futon (Sheesh)
Nutted on her stomach then I nutted on her udon (Sheesh)
When she waken up where am I? I done moved on (Woo)
Ion write raps I write comedy sketches (Okay)
I've done too much stress we all come from the trenches (Okay)
I had too much sex get off me for a minute (Okay)
We had two more caps I think she at her limit
Limit this shit is limitless
Bitches, drugs, take yo' pick
Angel city politic
Everybody wanna lick
So don't be a sucka'
Suck my dick and get my number (Sucka', sucka', sucka', sucka', sucka', sucka',)
If you staying for the slumber there's some things you should know
(Number one) Do not get attached to my mattress (Nah)
(Number two) Do not mix no boof with my cat piss (Nah)
(Number three) Do not try and act like an actress (Nah)
(Sie la vie) Or you disappear like a hat trick (Bye)
Shout-out Frieda Payne, I get high, I get high (High)
Why yo' bitch lookin like David Cronenberg's The Fly (Fly)
She can get us food I know she hungry don't lie (Lie)
I want mayo, grey poupon, turkey, swiss on rye (Rye)
If you a bad bitch throw that ass in a rhombus (Sheesh)
I be talkin' nonsense and I be actin' pompous (Sheesh)
I am Jesus Christ so tonight yo' bitch a goddess (Sheesh)
You can have her back when I'm finished now I promise
I'm fucken bitches like Herbalife (Herbalife)
I'm fucken bitches like Herbalife (Herbalife)
I'm fucken bitches like Herbalife (Herbalife)
I'm fucken bitches like Herbalife (Herbalife)
Alright I'm ready
(Yup)
Alors, t'as quelque chose á dire, huh? Huh?
(Yup)
Espèce d'enculé de merde, quelle merde véreuse
(Yeah)
Connard de fils de pute va te faire enculer
(Yup yup)
J'espère que ton crève plein la gorge
(Yup)
T'es vraiment conflit Hiram
Je savais que je pouvais pas te faire confiance
(Yup)
Nique ta race Hiram, enfoiré de merde
Espèce d'enculé de merde
(Yup)
Quelle merde véreuse
Espèce de créer un minable va chier
(Yup Yup)
Shut up, bitch (Yup)
That's not how you say my name (Yup)
It's not that hard (Yup)
Hiram
Shut up, hoe (Yup)
That's not how my name pronounced (Yup)
It's not that hard (Yup)
Hiram
I'm the one stop hitta' that ya' asked for (Asked for)
I'm the one on the mic, I'm an actor (Actor)
I'm the one on the eight-o-eight sampler (Sampler)
Got the city on my back like a Jansport, LB
Tell me, who the hottest out (Out)
Pourin' all the Remy, blowin' all the clouds (clouds)
Fuckin' on 'em plenty, shakin' up the sound (sound)
Got the whole west coast shakin' all around
Cheeba, yesca, all up in yo' Tesla (Yup)
Cheeba, yesca, yeah I'm packin' extra (Yup)
Cheeba, yesca, sick influenza (Yup)
Cheeba Yesca (Yup, yup)
Shut up, bitch (Yup)
That's not how you say my name (Yup)
It's not that hard (Yup) (Connard)
Hiram
Shut up, hoe (Yup)
That's not how my name pronounced (Yup)
It's not that hard (Yup) (Nique ta mère)
Hiram
Imma stop yo' ass like a milk cartin'
If we gotta problem, hit the shadow-boxin'
Imma stop yo' ass out in my Doc Martens
When I hit the moshpit, Imma keep it rockin'
God damn (God damn)
God damn (God damn)
I just do it for the city Ion do it for the 'gram (Long Beach)
God damn (God damn)
God damn (God damn)
I'm the man if you got a problem, I'll beat the fuck out you
Cheeba, yesca, all up in yo' Tesla (Yup)
Cheeba, yesca, yeah I'm packin' extra (Yup)
Cheeba, yesca, sick influenza (Yup)
Cheeba Yesca (Yup, yup)
Shut up, bitch (Yup)
That's not how you say my name (Yup)
It's not that hard (Yup) (Connard)
Hiram
Shut up, hoe (Yup)
That's not how my name pronounced (Yup)
It's not that hard (Yup) (Nique ta race)
Hiram
This is a rock album
This is a rock album
This is a rock album (This is a rock album)
This is a rock album (This is a rock album)
So you think rock is dead?
I mean... it's not alive
Laughs
Laughs
I mean... well like in the mainstream sense ya know
I don't think rock is ever gonna be on top again
You're always gonna have your underground, ya know?
You'll have your indie rock
You'll have your metal
You'll have your punk
You'll have shit like that
But like... as far as like a uh
Mainstream...
Uh, dominance ever again?
Nah, I don't think so
Mmm-hmm
I don't know
I just feel like rock music got to a point
At least on a mainstream level
Where people were really tryna like...
Uhh
Dictate what it is and what it can be
And they didn't let it grow
Ya know
They just kinda suffocated it and was like
This is our music ya know?
Yeah
This is
This is how rock music should sound
And that's what ultimately killed it
Ya know? It's like Of Mice & Men
Have you read Of Mice & Men?
Yes
Yeah
In high school
Yeah, you know how he kills the animal?
Yeah
You know why he killed it?
Why?
Cause he loved it
And he loved it so much he suffocated it to death
And that's what people did to rock music
Pray to me
Lighter flick (Yeah)
Hits pipe
Laughs (Yeah)
Nah, that shit corny (Yeah)
If you've seen what I've seen you would close your eyes (Yeah)
Lookin' in the mirror all I see is Jesus christ (Yeah)
I be in the heavens off gelato, no ice (Okay)
Just to get like me you gon' have to pay the price (Sheesh)
This is the experience of evolution (Evolution)
Imma keep spinnin' like thirty-three revolution (Revolution)
Imma, Imma, Imma do what I gotta do for me only (Auw)
Kill or be killed is the way don't be phony (Auw)
I just took some shrooms then I took yo' bitches shoes off (Sheesh)
Fucked her on the mirror then I fucked her on the futon (Sheesh)
Nutted on her stomach then I nutted on her udon (Sheesh)
When she waken up where am I? I done moved on (Woo)
Ion write raps I write comedy sketches (Okay)
I've done too much stress we all come from the trenches (Okay)
I had too much sex get off me for a minute (Okay)
We had two more caps I think she at her limit
Limit this shit is limitless
Bitches, drugs, take yo' pick
Angel city politic
Everybody wanna lick
So don't be a sucka'
Suck my dick and get my number (Sucka', sucka', sucka', sucka', sucka', sucka',)
If you staying for the slumber there's some things you should know
(Number one) Do not get attached to my mattress (Nah)
(Number two) Do not mix no boof with my cat piss (Nah)
(Number three) Do not try and act like an actress (Nah)
(Sie la vie) Or you disappear like a hat trick (Bye)
Shout-out Frieda Payne, I get high, I get high (High)
Why yo' bitch lookin like David Cronenberg's The Fly (Fly)
She can get us food I know she hungry don't lie (Lie)
I want mayo, grey poupon, turkey, swiss on rye (Rye)
If you a bad bitch throw that ass in a rhombus (Sheesh)
I be talkin' nonsense and I be actin' pompous (Sheesh)
I am Jesus Christ so tonight yo' bitch a goddess (Sheesh)
You can have her back when I'm finished now I promise
I'm fucken bitches like Herbalife (Herbalife)
I'm fucken bitches like Herbalife (Herbalife)
I'm fucken bitches like Herbalife (Herbalife)
I'm fucken bitches like Herbalife (Herbalife)
Alright I'm ready
(Yup)
Alors, t'as quelque chose á dire, huh? Huh?
(Yup)
Espèce d'enculé de merde, quelle merde véreuse
(Yeah)
Connard de fils de pute va te faire enculer
(Yup yup)
J'espère que ton crève plein la gorge
(Yup)
T'es vraiment conflit Hiram
Je savais que je pouvais pas te faire confiance
(Yup)
Nique ta race Hiram, enfoiré de merde
Espèce d'enculé de merde
(Yup)
Quelle merde véreuse
Espèce de créer un minable va chier
(Yup Yup)
Shut up, bitch (Yup)
That's not how you say my name (Yup)
It's not that hard (Yup)
Hiram
Shut up, hoe (Yup)
That's not how my name pronounced (Yup)
It's not that hard (Yup)
Hiram
I'm the one stop hitta' that ya' asked for (Asked for)
I'm the one on the mic, I'm an actor (Actor)
I'm the one on the eight-o-eight sampler (Sampler)
Got the city on my back like a Jansport, LB
Tell me, who the hottest out (Out)
Pourin' all the Remy, blowin' all the clouds (clouds)
Fuckin' on 'em plenty, shakin' up the sound (sound)
Got the whole west coast shakin' all around
Cheeba, yesca, all up in yo' Tesla (Yup)
Cheeba, yesca, yeah I'm packin' extra (Yup)
Cheeba, yesca, sick influenza (Yup)
Cheeba Yesca (Yup, yup)
Shut up, bitch (Yup)
That's not how you say my name (Yup)
It's not that hard (Yup) (Connard)
Hiram
Shut up, hoe (Yup)
That's not how my name pronounced (Yup)
It's not that hard (Yup) (Nique ta mère)
Hiram
Imma stop yo' ass like a milk cartin'
If we gotta problem, hit the shadow-boxin'
Imma stop yo' ass out in my Doc Martens
When I hit the moshpit, Imma keep it rockin'
God damn (God damn)
God damn (God damn)
I just do it for the city Ion do it for the 'gram (Long Beach)
God damn (God damn)
God damn (God damn)
I'm the man if you got a problem, I'll beat the fuck out you
Cheeba, yesca, all up in yo' Tesla (Yup)
Cheeba, yesca, yeah I'm packin' extra (Yup)
Cheeba, yesca, sick influenza (Yup)
Cheeba Yesca (Yup, yup)
Shut up, bitch (Yup)
That's not how you say my name (Yup)
It's not that hard (Yup) (Connard)
Hiram
Shut up, hoe (Yup)
That's not how my name pronounced (Yup)
It's not that hard (Yup) (Nique ta race)
Hiram
This is a rock album
This is a rock album
This is a rock album (This is a rock album)
This is a rock album (This is a rock album)
So you think rock is dead?
I mean... it's not alive
Laughs
Laughs
I mean... well like in the mainstream sense ya know
I don't think rock is ever gonna be on top again
You're always gonna have your underground, ya know?
You'll have your indie rock
You'll have your metal
You'll have your punk
You'll have shit like that
But like... as far as like a uh
Mainstream...
Uh, dominance ever again?
Nah, I don't think so
Mmm-hmm
I don't know
I just feel like rock music got to a point
At least on a mainstream level
Where people were really tryna like...
Uhh
Dictate what it is and what it can be
And they didn't let it grow
Ya know
They just kinda suffocated it and was like
This is our music ya know?
Yeah
This is
This is how rock music should sound
And that's what ultimately killed it
Ya know? It's like Of Mice & Men
Have you read Of Mice & Men?
Yes
Yeah
In high school
Yeah, you know how he kills the animal?
Yeah
You know why he killed it?
Why?
Cause he loved it
And he loved it so much he suffocated it to death
And that's what people did to rock music