Song parody of
I'm A Vampire Hunter
by Shepherd's Honor
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I've got a little secret I want you to know
It's a little known character trait of my own
It isn't simple; it isn't nice
But I can confirm it is entirely mine
Now this thing is something no one else wants to do
But it preserves the safety of people like you
There are some things that lurk in the dark
That need some holy water or a stake in the heart
I am a vampire hunter
And it's not entirely safe
But I must admit
I get a thrill out of it
Sending those monsters to their graves
Now you've seen the movies, and you've heard the songs
Man, there's a lot that those people got wrong
They aren't attractive, and they are not nice
All they want's a cup of your blood with three cubes of ice
Dracula was tough, a creature of pure sin
But I had Van Helsing's notes so I did him in
A cross would be perfect; some garlic would do
Keep him at a distance or he will bite you
I am a vampire hunter
And it's not entirely safe
But I must admit
I get a thrill out of it
Sending those monsters to their graves
Well, now you know my secret
I hope that you don't think less of me
But I wont stop going
'Cause someone's gotta show 'em
That in the end good wins the day
Now, I am a vampire hunter
And it's not entirely safe
But I must admit
I get a thrill out of it
Sending those monsters to their graves
I've got a little secret I want you to know
It's a little known character trait of my own
It isn't simple; it isn't nice
But I can confirm it is entirely mine
Now this thing is something no one else wants to do
But it preserves the safety of people like you
There are some things that lurk in the dark
That need some holy water or a stake in the heart
I am a vampire hunter
And it's not entirely safe
But I must admit
I get a thrill out of it
Sending those monsters to their graves
Now you've seen the movies, and you've heard the songs
Man, there's a lot that those people got wrong
They aren't attractive, and they are not nice
All they want's a cup of your blood with three cubes of ice
Dracula was tough, a creature of pure sin
But I had Van Helsing's notes so I did him in
A cross would be perfect; some garlic would do
Keep him at a distance or he will bite you
I am a vampire hunter
And it's not entirely safe
But I must admit
I get a thrill out of it
Sending those monsters to their graves
Well, now you know my secret
I hope that you don't think less of me
But I wont stop going
'Cause someone's gotta show 'em
That in the end good wins the day
Now, I am a vampire hunter
And it's not entirely safe
But I must admit
I get a thrill out of it
Sending those monsters to their graves
