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Just Me & My Plants
by Rocco Elliot
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Southside, Monstera
Eastside, Alocasia
Westside, ZZ, uh
It's just me and my plants
Sometimes I water 'em
Sometimes I walk around the yard
And show my daughter 'em
It's just me and my plants
I'm into gardenin'
They call me soft
But all these bars
I still go hard in 'em
It's just me and my plants
Time for a new pot
Fill it with well draining soil
Never overwater
You don't want no root rot
Crabgrass all in my way
And I pray everyday
Let me say what a fight it's been
If they leaves looking yellow
And they aint too green
That may mean that they need
Some more nitrogen
See the rule of thumb is full sun and They burn
Too little light aint right either, You'll learn
They need fertilizer, sun, water, and Dirt
Then photosynthesizing just might Work
They like to climb so give they ass a Pole
Before you know it roots are taking Hold
Absorbing nutrients up from the Soil
Let's grow!
It's just me and my plants
Sometimes I water 'em
Sometimes I walk around the yard
And show my daughter 'em
It's just me and my plants
I'm into gardenin'
But people out here prop-liftin'
So I Been guardin 'em
It's just me and my plants
It's just me and my plants
It's just me and my plants
It's just me and my plants
It's just me and my plants
Back in the yard I been pullin up Weeds from the garden
We sewin our seeds in the mornin'
Yo man has been callin himself a Plant daddy but he cannot hang
All this work is exhaustin him
Often I find me an orphan at Walmart
I bring it right back home and foster It
Usually I end up dropping more Money on rehab
Than what the whole plant and the Pot costed
Are you hearing this, yo?
He's got lyrical flow
When the miracle grow isn't Working
You may need to resort
To the things you heard
When you Started listening to these verses
Or your anthuriums, hoyas, and More
Could get a disease or maybe even Worse
You could kill your brand new little fiddle-leaf fig, ya dig?
It's just me and my plants
Sometimes I water 'em
Sometimes I walk around the yard
And show my daughter 'em
It's just me and my plants
I'm into gardenin'
They call me soft
But all these bars
I still go hard in 'em
It's just me and my plants
Southside, Monstera
Eastside, Alocasia
Westside, ZZ, uh
It's just me and my plants
Sometimes I water 'em
Sometimes I walk around the yard
And show my daughter 'em
It's just me and my plants
I'm into gardenin'
They call me soft
But all these bars
I still go hard in 'em
It's just me and my plants
Time for a new pot
Fill it with well draining soil
Never overwater
You don't want no root rot
Crabgrass all in my way
And I pray everyday
Let me say what a fight it's been
If they leaves looking yellow
And they aint too green
That may mean that they need
Some more nitrogen
See the rule of thumb is full sun and They burn
Too little light aint right either, You'll learn
They need fertilizer, sun, water, and Dirt
Then photosynthesizing just might Work
They like to climb so give they ass a Pole
Before you know it roots are taking Hold
Absorbing nutrients up from the Soil
Let's grow!
It's just me and my plants
Sometimes I water 'em
Sometimes I walk around the yard
And show my daughter 'em
It's just me and my plants
I'm into gardenin'
But people out here prop-liftin'
So I Been guardin 'em
It's just me and my plants
It's just me and my plants
It's just me and my plants
It's just me and my plants
It's just me and my plants
Back in the yard I been pullin up Weeds from the garden
We sewin our seeds in the mornin'
Yo man has been callin himself a Plant daddy but he cannot hang
All this work is exhaustin him
Often I find me an orphan at Walmart
I bring it right back home and foster It
Usually I end up dropping more Money on rehab
Than what the whole plant and the Pot costed
Are you hearing this, yo?
He's got lyrical flow
When the miracle grow isn't Working
You may need to resort
To the things you heard
When you Started listening to these verses
Or your anthuriums, hoyas, and More
Could get a disease or maybe even Worse
You could kill your brand new little fiddle-leaf fig, ya dig?
It's just me and my plants
Sometimes I water 'em
Sometimes I walk around the yard
And show my daughter 'em
It's just me and my plants
I'm into gardenin'
They call me soft
But all these bars
I still go hard in 'em
It's just me and my plants
