Faded

I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated Sitting 'round the house all day Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed I love a lazy Saturday, when I can sleep in Cozy on the couch, r.e.m. and I'm dreaming It's the perfect way for me, to start up my weekend Pry my eyelids open, wipe the crust, now I'm seeing The clock on the wall, reading two in the pm? I toss the blanket off me, as I rise to my feet and I stumble to the bathroom, at a loss for equilibrium Reach the throne of kings, raise the seat, and I'm peeing Finished up my business, it's time for waking up I grab that bottle of Rumchata, and my favorite coffee cup Columbian beans, and American booze Start the fire in my chest, turn off the snooze After the pot's gone, pot's gone, it's time for a Bloody Mary Got rot get grub in my belly, before this shit here gets scary Fire up the grill, get the meat on the barbe' Call up the homies, it's time to party I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated Sitting 'round the house all day Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated Sitting 'round the house all day Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed Shots and Baby Bombs in between beers be Making sure I'm not viewing anything clearly I'm tripping out like I was Timothy Leary Trying to walk straight but I feel as though I'm veering Off of course, of course that would be the case Just finished off a case and I'm totally shit faced Bro man dude man guy man buddy Took a digger in the yard and my pants are all muddy Where was my support? Yo, I called for support Words are all slurred and my temper's getting short It's alright though, just refill that Tiki torch Wander off and pass out on the front porch That's where you'll find me, head hanging low Slumped over slightly in the street lamp's glow Just another weekend in the H two O Getting faded like a pair of five oh ones washed in stone I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated Sitting 'round the house all day Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated Sitting 'round the house all day Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed I'm back up and at 'em Caught my second wind, I'm sucking air like a vacuum A bottle of water is all I'm looking for Before I'm curled in a ball, just puking on the floor Ok then hey, all's well, alrighty Rehydrated and feeling ready To start tearing it up again Grab the Jesse James American Outlaw bourbon Whiskey is my weakness, gets me revved up Mix it with some Coke, fill up my cup Don't you be stingy, don't you hold back Everybody hates a weak drink and that's a known fact Listen to the radio while watching TV Why would I do that? because I like to party And this is my ignorant drinking song So raise your glass up everybody sing along I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated Sitting 'round the house all day Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed I've been getting faded, intoxicated, inebriated, annihilated Sitting 'round the house all day Drinking and smoking, just getting blazed