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If Jesus (feat. Lxndi)

by Loux Bvnks

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Okay cool Ahahaha Aweh can you turn the volume up Huh Yeah Turn the volume up (Amen, Yeah uh) Turn the volume up and erupt Yeah you know what's up So get up Oh this music is so intruding Infusing, rudely, produting But soothing, cooling yet oozing The juju's in and it's brewing Get up Get up yes lord Like what it's doing You like it when you start grooving You grooving you know it's ruling It's ruling you like it's voodoo This voodoo too good for you dude Don't stress, just let me bless you The music let it caress you Get up Yhu! Hayi! yoh! Hayi! yoh! yoh! Now listen to this shit Paintings all have a message A message that's a concept and introspect of thee artistic I only do thee artistic That's why this shit intrinsic Let me paint a pic that's vivid Using nothing but my lyrics I just hope you see it cause you are my greatest critic I'm Da Vinci with these words I'm Angelo with the verse I emerge from superstition Now I ask outta suspicion If Jesus was from Jozi would you call him Idlozi Would you ask him to chill Would he be a homie Would you call on some meddies Be like Lisa, Lebo, Jade Hey! Pull through with Sade or would that just be shady Would you play him this song Be like oooh this got soul Be like oooh this music yhu! achuse You'll never go wrong If it was really him my nigga Would you ever know or would you be too stoned Playing this song Would you ever know If Yeshua was from the ghetto would he lose control? If Yeshua was from Soweto would he rob a mall? If you wanted to have drinks, would you hit him up? I guess we'll never know Okay imagine the nigga in prisoner uniform or imagine him riding a unicorn Yeah of course all that shit would be out the norm I mean His mom was a virgin but He was born Then lived He died then He woke, like a lamb, sacrificed it was dope Give me bread, give me wine, give me hope "Give me head, make me whine, give me throat" Make her choke, make a joke then I go Hit it once so I no need to celebrate Kitty fishy, I'm not tryna celibate Colored Shawty, Black shawty, white shawty Every shawty on me, I'm not catching bodies Jong' ingxaki uzocimba ndiyamplita Honestly, there's something that I need to Say to you girl I think you need Jesus! From Jozi, tryna play me girl, I swear that shit ingozi, I believe in Jesus don't believe in dlozis when the storm is over blow the whistle like umlozi You can blow it clean (whistle) like umlozi You can blow it clean (whistle) like umlozi tryna play me girl, I swear that shit ingozi I believe in Jesus don't believe in dlozis ! If Jesus was from Jozi would you call him Idlozi Would you ask him to chill Would he be a homie Would you call on some meddies Be like Lisa, Lebo, Jade Hey! Pull through with Sade or would that just be shady Would you play him this song Be like oooh this got soul Be like oooh this music yhu! achuse You'll never go wrong If it was really him my nigga Would you ever know or would you be too stoned Playing this song Would you ever know I think the best part about being underrated and slept on is that You can create what you want And no one cares Cause everyone is mizing And they like "ppfff" Cause I mean like who thinks of "If Jesus was from Jozi" And uh... the best part is I don't even smoke weed Like can you imagine? Don't sleep on me

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